How much are you worth?

[elaine]

My rates should go up, $1,542,036.00. Is what I was quoted.

http://www.humanforsale.com/

Best of luck.

 

[McMac]

$2, 393, 266.00

I accept Cash or Cheque.

 

[Paul Waters]

Don't go to this site.

Pop under hell.

 

[mmm61318]

what is pop under hell???


i am worth $1,508,120.00.


not to bad i guess??????

 

[TravellingGuy]

$1,878,050.00 here and I think Paul was complaining about all the pop-ups.

 

[CyberGoth]

it seems to think I'm worth several million dollars... $5,750,025.00

I think its utter nonsense because if that was the case, things would be different then, wouldnt they?

money is not power, money is merely a tool, a means to an end.

I also see market research when it presents itsself, this thing is trying to find suitably rich target markets to exploit...

hmmmm mildly orwellian if you ask me.

 

[eyeofthedragon]

You are worth exactly: $1,917,032.00.

yes pop ups suck

 

[The Fruity Hare]

I am worth a Happy Meal, hold the Super Size!

 

[Avery]

$2,333,060.00 for a penis length of 6 inches.

$2,210,060.00 for a penis length of 9 inches.

So, size does matter after all! Big dick = less net worth. LMAO! What a load of crap! Funny, though!

 

[wrong hole]

$2,149,760

...that's less than my trust account....

...sites wrong...

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I got an error message!

*Fang walks away pouting and dejected*

 

[DenWa]

Cardinal...that should tell you something...you broke it...hehehe

 

[TheNiteHwk]

$1,388,038.00...

BTW that's American $$. Thank you very much.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Spin it any way you want DenWa, I can't hide my dejection in the entire matter.

I wanna be worth something too!

 

[onthebottom]

No responce

I must be past the "Use By" date! Whatever responce I get I'm sure my wife would take half the "list price".

OTB

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I took the test again and apparently I owe money!



You are worth exactly: $2,086,430.00. I will take this in trade!

*Looks around for Naughty Alex*

 

[Naughty Alex]

Couldn't begin to even guess on an amount! I could say
- a penny for my thoughts
- sold my sole, still waiting for the bottom line
- free spirit

Cardinal Fang are you for sale ????

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Oh my God!

That's insulting! You are attempting to objectify me and I'm insulted beyond belief. I'm feeling totally threatened by that statement.

OH WHO AM I KIDDING!

Do it again Alex.....

 

[Naughty Alex]

You didn't even hear my bid, now if I had asked for a discount, well then, maybe.

Luv Alex

 

[Vanessa Valentine]

re: Human for sale...

You are worth exactly: $1,899,238.00.

That's what I thought!

;-P