How NOT to ask for a date

[WoodPeckr]

Got this off another board and since it dealt with Toronto thought of passing it along.
Not sure if this has been posted before.

Some guy in Toronto wanted to go out with a girl he had met in a bar earlier. You can listen to the two voice mail messages he left on her phone here.

The story is this: a girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in Toronto ). This guy approaches her and won't leave her alone -saying how cute she is. She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card to get rid of him.
The attached is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left. This goes down in the history books - especially the second voice mail.
After hearing them you can clearly see why she didn't call him back - instead she called in to the Z103.5 morning show & had them play this on the air.
Ladies: He is out there...

http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny

 

[amber-jade]

for real ?
what a pecker head

 

[Brill]

I've heard that women love confident assertive guys like that!

 

[KatiePie]

Continued.

 

[mur11]

Yeah that's Dimitri for you
He's a local 'legend' in Toronto for basically being a massive douchebag.
Nothing like accusing a girl of maybe having mental problems or being abused as a child to ensuring that she calls you back

 

[WoodPeckr]

What a total moron.
Girls, remember that voice, just in case.....

 

[WoodPeckr]

continued.

lmao!....

 

[moviefan]

Yeah that's Dimitri for you
He's a local 'legend' in Toronto for basically being a massive douchebag.
Nothing like accusing a girl of maybe having mental problems or being abused as a child to ensuring that she calls you back

That recording's been around for a while now. It really is quite unbelieveable.

 

[Brill]

"Awaken The Slut Within"

Didn't Molly Robinson swipe that mantra from him?

 

[WoodPeckr]

I can't believe that she missed a catch like him!!! ROTFLMAO

LOL!

Dimitri is a piece of work!....

 

[hinz]

Did I hear Dimitri is a Greek?

Maybe the girl thinks Greek as back door right after hearing this ass clown message!!

BTW, this douchbag is still getting her attention. If my memory serves me right, I did not even get a chance to exchange the digits (phone number) when approaching hotties, sober or not using the "etiquette" I learnt from Maxim mags during my undergrad years.

Some sober and drunken hotties have the audacity to tell me to f*ck off when I began small talk, not even flirting. Of those "hotties" the Asian ones are the worst

 

[toughb]

I just can't understand how women aren't just falling over themselves to see this guy...

 

[papasmerf]

LOL!

Dimitri is a piece of work!....

and pecker heads follow him

 

[Stoo]

http://www.dimitrithelover.com/

I have a friend who I think might be a graduate...

 

[hinz]

I found this blurb on line:

Word is just hitting the street that these “douchey voicemails” are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about “Dimitri The Lover” by some of the Borat/Bruno people. You can tell the voicemails are viral marketing for a film because they drag on forever, he mentions the movie, he sounds like he's reading off a script, and you can hear him trying not to laugh at a couple of parts when he gets totally ridiculous. However, I knew all along and have been trying to tell people. Read this link (including all the comments below the article) …

http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/

The sad thing is many girls/hotties, sober or drunk would rather entertain these douchbag hoax/flirting by giving digits (phone number/email, not the middle finger) to the dude than guys to whom they consider geeky, feel turn off of their accents (Italian, French and Spanish do not count), not fit in physically down there and "chemistry" wise.

Instead the latter group of guys were given virtual "middle finger" by those Ladies to "f*ck off" and stop bugging on her and her friends.

 

[Kya_Jean]

Read the entire thing. He mentions about giving out fake phone numbers:

http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_october_2009.html

How did I know that in a thread like this, you would be here.

Why don' you just admit that you are him and be done with it. You can school all these guys here on how to get free pussy and put all these women out of business. Wouldn't that be a feat worthy of the one and only great love guru?

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My personal blog

 

[OddSox]

It might be a hoax, but I first heard the voicemail thing at least two or three years ago, if not more. It's been around longer than any movie that Dmitri may or may not make...

 

[WoodPeckr]

How did I know that in a thread like this, you would be here.

Why don' you just admit that you are him and be done with it.

Had a feeling all along Dimitri may be a Terbite....

 

[hinz]

Read the entire thing. He mentions about giving out fake phone numbers:

http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_october_2009.html

Given his rep sheet/credentials, why would somebody pay this douchbag for learning something that's obvious??

BTW, giving fake phone numbers are old tactics. Many of the civilian hotties give fake emails to give the guy false impression that she is interested in you, in which essentially an electronic "mind-f*ck/cocktease". It's common for popular SP/MPA to use this strategy to her favorable clients to get more business. You will know this right the way since she never intend to have correspondence with you, despite the fact that she was an active Terb member in the past.

The "shock" though is the civilians hotties manipulate better than the SP/MPA since the guys let the guards now and do not expect to encounter this bait and switch!

Moreover, if she's an office lady, she will lie to the teeth without remorse by dressing suggestively (cocktease), while having man or sometimes babies pics at her cubicle, both to whom could be cousin or baby nephew/niece instead of an implicit message she's already taken and off limits you want to believe.

Be careful during her conversation to you when she loves to use whatever more than twice. In chick speaks she is swearing the F-bomb in a polite way.

Still not all the Ladies are prone to this but I get the feeling many Ladies are learning the tricks from SPs/MPAs to make fun/a mockery on all guys, not some of the ass clowns who are deserved to be treated like this.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

I'm giving you an opportunity

Makes me ashamed to have a dick.
This guy is 3 years away from the mental home.