How tight was she?

great bear · Mar 17, 2009

She was so tight even MacGyver could not get into her.

great bear · Mar 17, 2009

She was so tight Chuck Norris gave up in frustration.

great bear · Mar 17, 2009

She was so tight WD 40 could not penetrate.

Surfbum84 · Mar 17, 2009

She was so tight, the only guy on earth who could get his dick in there to fuck her was tboy!

Mr. Lucky · Mar 17, 2009

She was pretty firm to me but a little tight

Hangman · Mar 17, 2009

She was so tight I had to do DATY with the Jaws of Life!

papasmerf · Mar 17, 2009

She was so tight she flased her tits to a boy scout troud to get a cup of coffee.

RayFinkel · Mar 17, 2009

She was so tight!

I shoved a piece of charcoal in her snatch and out came a diamond 5min later.

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papasmerf · Mar 17, 2009

she was so tight that Jack Bauer could not get anything out of her

great bear · Mar 18, 2009

She was so tight she was a national hero in Scotland.

a 1 player · Mar 18, 2009

She was so tight she made Mother Theresa look like Mary Magdeline.

chris123 · Mar 18, 2009

She was so tight it sharpened a pencil.

Cycleguy007 · Mar 18, 2009

a 1 player said:
She was so tight she made Mother Theresa look like Mary Magdeline.

Congratulations player... you have a guaranteed position:

I'll see you there!

genintoronto · Mar 18, 2009

She was so tight I broke my wrist.

Bill the Pirate · Mar 18, 2009

genintoronto said:
She was so tight I broke my wrist.

now that's funny .... and you couldn't even clap your hands

Prim0 · Mar 18, 2009

She was so tight I couldn't get a needle in her with a sledge hammer.

onthebottom · Mar 18, 2009

She was so tight she could open my beer.....

OTB

TheNiteHwk · Mar 18, 2009

She's so tight...

Not even $43.million could buy enough lube...

great bear · Mar 18, 2009

She was so tight the police made her an honourary member of the Vice Squad.

wetnose · Mar 18, 2009

She was so tight...I felt like I was getting skinned....pleasurably