Huge Manhood is a Curse

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My wife and I made some new friends on Saturday night, and I could not help notice that the guy's penis was freakishly large, easily the largest I have seen live in person (and I have been in a hotel room with a naked Ron Jeremy, but that was another story). He did not get it near my wife, I asked her later if she had noticed how huge it was. She said no, but that she had noticed that while he was fucking his wife, there was always at least 6" not inside her, so she figured he was pretty large. It would be a shame not to be able to fully fuck because you were so big, but there are worse problems to have.
 
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Poor guy. I know how he feels. Mine is 11.5 in and it is a curse I tell you.
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I can imagine because I charge extra over 6", smaller than that is a standard fee, after which it is $100 per inch.
If I feel the width is too wide:cool: I pay you for the pleasure of touching both sides at the same time..lol
 
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It would be a shame not to be able to fully fuck because you were so big, but there are worse problems to have.
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I finally understand why I can never get laid. I'm too big! Whew! And for a while I was really starting to think it was my looks......

The only thing worse than being too big is being so small that your date utters those 3 little words...... "Is it in?"
 
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“It’s become a real problem. When I was younger I went out in tight pants and would sleep with a different person every night, but I became burned out and disillusioned.
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I wish I had that problem. :rolleyes:
 
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I can't believe I just tripped over this thread.
 
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Did you check out some of the celebrities on the ruler to the right on the screen? Jude Law, 2in.? They have to be kidding.

Yeah, I saw that.

Who knows if they are kidding or not.

I was listening to Maureen on Q107 one morning talking about how MnM supposedly has a very wee willy. (She seemed to take some form of pleasure in that.) Conversely, supposedly Milton Burle of all people is hung like a horse, and so is James Woods.

I do like Maureen's sense of humour.
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Between a rock and a hard place
Can't hold down a job or relationship. Probably has more to do with losing his virginity at age 10 to a curious 18 year old than dealing with an oversized penis.
 
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Is it hard to be that big ?

I wonder if he can keep it hard. Sometimes that the "down side" to being that large. I wish I could have seen the girl's faces when he dropped his boxers. :eek:
 
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