A businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to
gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had
nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his
round-trip ticket -- If he could just get to the
airport he could get himself home.
So he went out to the front of the casino where
there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his
situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the
driver money from home, he offered him his credit card
numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc.
but to no avail. The cabbie said, "If you don't have
fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!"
So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to
the airport and was barely in time to catch his
flight. One year later the businessman, having worked
long and hard to regain his financial success,
returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling
pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of
the casino to geta cab ride back to the airport.
Well who should he see out there, at the end
of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had
refused to give him a ride when he was down on his
luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how
he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity,
and he hit on a plan.
The businessman got in the first cab in the
line, "How much for a ride to the airport," he asked?
"Fifteen bucks," came the reply "And how much for you
to give me oral sex on the way?" "What?!!! Get the
hell out of my cab."
The businessman got into the back of each cab
in the long line and asked the same questions, with
the same result. When he got to his old friend at the
back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a
ride to thre airport?"
The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks." The
businessman said "OK" and off they went.
Then, as they drove slowly past the long line
of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up
sign to each driver.
gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had
nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his
round-trip ticket -- If he could just get to the
airport he could get himself home.
So he went out to the front of the casino where
there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his
situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the
driver money from home, he offered him his credit card
numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc.
but to no avail. The cabbie said, "If you don't have
fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!"
So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to
the airport and was barely in time to catch his
flight. One year later the businessman, having worked
long and hard to regain his financial success,
returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling
pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of
the casino to geta cab ride back to the airport.
Well who should he see out there, at the end
of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had
refused to give him a ride when he was down on his
luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how
he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity,
and he hit on a plan.
The businessman got in the first cab in the
line, "How much for a ride to the airport," he asked?
"Fifteen bucks," came the reply "And how much for you
to give me oral sex on the way?" "What?!!! Get the
hell out of my cab."
The businessman got into the back of each cab
in the long line and asked the same questions, with
the same result. When he got to his old friend at the
back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a
ride to thre airport?"
The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks." The
businessman said "OK" and off they went.
Then, as they drove slowly past the long line
of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up
sign to each driver.
