I am going to Amsterdam - advice needed

FETISH_1982

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Im going to amsterdam..if anyone has been there may someone plz give me some advise on how it is and where everything is and where to go..
I cant find anything on the net on anything
 

LancsLad

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FETISH_1982 said:
Im going to amsterdam..if anyone has been there may someone plz give me some advise on how it is and where everything is and where to go..
I cant find anything on the net on anything

The airport is very close to that wide highway that all the planes land on.


Some of the cheese there is really gouda.



You can stick your finger in a dyke and not get slapped.


Thats about it, nothing much else in Holland.
 

LordLoki

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FETISH_1982 said:
Im going to amsterdam..if anyone has been there may someone plz give me some advise on how it is and where everything is and where to go..
I cant find anything on the net on anything

Well if you are into fetishes, the torture museum can be nice. If you bring a friend and someone uses stocks they will not yell at you. Using the rack is frowned on though,
 

Adrenalin

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LancsLad said:
Thats about it, nothing much else in Holland.
Its flat as a fart, so don't take your skis. :p
 

Adrenalin

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goodtime said:
Water skis not a bad way to see the waterways.
Now you just need to find a waterway with a slope in it.:)
 

YellowDog

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Great dope available at the coffeshops.
Red light district fun to walk around. Girls all business though, no GFE.
Heineken factory tour gets you some great free beer.
Expect to be mugged if you take any chances.
Live sex shows expensive and Ho-hum.
Watch out for bicycles. Lane is right next to sidewalk, they will run you over.
Take a canal boat tour.
See Anne Franks house.
See the Van Gough museum.
Spend time in the coffeeshops getting stoned.
 
Adrenalin said:
Now you just need to find a waterway with a slope in it.
Simple towrope to tourboat will do.:)

Just make sure it's not a stationary houseboats you're not attached. Think there's a saying once you try a dutch houseboat, you never leave.
 

LordLoki

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And just to the right past the first canal as you leave the train station is an incredible French fry stand. But bring your own vinegar.
 
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