i call my dog "Stay"

[Yoga Face]

"come here Stay"

poor dog does not know WTF to do

 

[Mr Deeds]

Yoga WTF are you smoken

I want some

 

[onehunglow]

"come here Stay"

poor dog does not know WTF to do

i remember the comedian who did this in his act back in the 80's. can't remember his name.

 

[NHFL]

It was Stephen Wright. He was/is hilarious and a lot of his bits still hold up today. Probably why people quote him so often.

"I found a used phone. It was missing the number 7. My friends complain I don't call them" - Stephen Wright.

 

[DanJ]

"Last night I was having sex with a model. Oh wait, that wasn't me"

"I got a parking ticket. I decided to plead insanity. I said "You're honor, who in their right mind parks in the passing lane?""

 

[nobody123]

"The other day I poured Spot Remover on my dog. ...now he's gone."

 

[Mod99]

I want to get a tattoo all over my body of me. But taller.

 

[DanJ]

"I like to collect things. I have a large sea shell collection I keep scattered on the beaches of the world. Perhaps you've seen it"

 

[**Sophie**]

"I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window"

 

[onthebottom]

"49.3% of statistics are made up on the fly"

 

[Dmac1701x]

I put instant coffee in my microwave and almost went back in time.

 

[skidor]

I came home drunk , put my car key in the front door , turned it , and the house began to shake !

 

[skidor]

Something happened to me the other day - or was it 4 years ago !

 

[hans4u]

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?”

 

[Butchers Dog]

What do you add to powdered water?

 

[blackrock13]

Wait until you tell him to turn left right here.

 

[**Sophie**]

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while there I was a suspect

 

[Yoga Face]

what would a map look like if it did not have an aireal view?

 

[Yoga Face]

why just this morning you and me .... no wait ...that was two other people

 

[jackson11]

I named my first dog Stains and the second one Rags

So when I call them I yell Come Stains Comes Stains when the first dog comes I say good boy now go get Rags.....Come Rags Come Rags