"I learned a new word today "Hermaphrodite""
Oh, that's a word I learned when I was just a little tot. My grandad, you see, well he just wasn't like other men......... women, things. And when I was only four and a half, I wandered into the bathroom when he was cleaning himself, or himselves, or herselves, if you will.
It's a long and complicated tale and, to tell the truth, I've never quite been the same since that eventful day in my young life..........