I need to make a Will. What do I do with my Estate?

theycallmebruce

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So I am reaching an age where I think I need to get a Will completed. Given that I am single and no dependants, I am having a difficult time deciding what to do with my Estate. I welcome some advice and suggestions.
 

Alfonzo

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So I am reaching an age where I think I need to get a Will completed. Given that I am single and no dependants, I am having a difficult time deciding what to do with my Estate. I welcome some advice and suggestions.
Go to Vegas and spend it all in one weekend.
 

danmand

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The last great philosopher, Soren Kierkegaard, who was well off from having inherited quite some money from his father, managed to have his money run out at the same time as his passing. I suggest you do better, by leaving behing a large loan to the bank and a large sum owing to CRA. That is my plan, anyway.
 

DB123

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Assuming you're "alone" you have two options. One is to leave the residual of your estate to a cause close to your heart, like a disease that took a loved one or the happy hooker movement (that's right motherfuckers, that was some pandering right there ;) ). The other is something dumb. Only you know how you feel and what works for you
 

whitewaterguy

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Find a lovely Asian lady in her 20's who is waiting to be rescued from abject poverty. Marry her. She will adore,love, and care for you til your dying day, then leave her your stuff. I can give you a few names and contact numbers of very hot Asian women here on student visas who are itching to find a man
 

stanleyross

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Besides any money that you may want to leave to a cause close to your heart what about and just as examples...a pocket watch you know someone would love to have and appreciate...a pocket knive passed down to you and perhaps leave it to someone who has always admired it....a chess set, book collection, coin collection, etc,....your furniture perhaps to a homeless shelter...
 

thumper18474

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If you're an animal lover...leave it to a shelter nothing brings a smile to my face ..or a tear to my eye quicker than walking in to one and seeing all the abandoned dogs and cats wanting/needing a humans touch to let them know someone cares about them.

rescue shelters also...
 

DB123

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If you're an animal lover...leave it to a shelter nothing brings a smile to my face ..or a tear to my eye quicker than walking in to one and seeing all the abandoned dogs and cats wanting/needing a humans touch to let them know someone cares about them.

rescue shelters also...
Couldn't agree more. Both my dogs are from a rescue shelter, no better way to feel good about doing good
 

explorerzip

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The last great philosopher, Soren Kierkegaard, who was well off from having inherited quite some money from his father, managed to have his money run out at the same time as his passing. I suggest you do better, by leaving behing a large loan to the bank and a large sum owing to CRA. That is my plan, anyway.
Yeah, I like this plan. Make sure that the last check you write bounces. Whatever you do, don't let the government near your money.
 

Titalian

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The last great philosopher, Soren Kierkegaard, who was well off from having inherited quite some money from his father, managed to have his money run out at the same time as his passing. I suggest you do better, by leaving behing a large loan to the bank and a large sum owing to CRA. That is my plan, anyway.
Actually I love this plan as well. Come and get me now you fu__ers !!!
 

Gingerbeard

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You need some financial planning advice, not advice about your estate. Try and spend all your money before you die.
 

interactive

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Don't know much about your estate but if you have life insurance make sure it does NOT go to your estate but directly to a beneficiary. That way it does not get tangled up in the estate assets and liabilities.
 

Mr Bret

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An amateur sport organization, if you played something when you were young.
Your alma mater, if you enjoyed your post secondary schooling.
Research to any disease of your choice.
The sick kids hospital.

The choices for worthy causes are endless.

But whatever you do, be specific and make sure you have a trustworthy executor for your estate.
 

DB123

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LOL. are you serious? I doubt this is for real. Young asian women aren't exactly looking for gross white old guys to marry just to move into this country.

As for DB123 and MJL... Get a room already!
I had enough of your public terb displays of affection :p
There's a scene in the first episode of The Shield where two officers respond to a domestic disturbance call, or vandalism, or something. After some checking around and asking some questions, one of the officers says something to the guy there along the lines of "I'm just curious why a $30,000.00 car with $2,000.00 rims is parked outside a $500.00 a month house in the projects". His response, void, I adopt in this instance... I don't gotta explain myself to you :hand:

Also, ya...those girls totally are. Then they get their papers and POOF...gonzo. Unless they guy is fairly old and not in the greatest health; they you may find they wait it out
 
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abv

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don't spoil my fun! flirting on the board makes the preamble to a potential encounter so much fun...don't you think?. ;)
:thumb:

A bursary at the university you attended?

Donation to a local hospital?
 
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