"I will never pay for sex!" OH Canada

[brogalldude]

Now before you jump to your conclusions, let me explain. I will never pay for sex out of a misguided belief to my dubious moral obligations. No, it's much more simpler than that: practicality. Growing up in California, literally paying for sex was not practical for some of us commoners. From my knowledge, you had three options: picking up a street hooker-which was never an option in my mind; driving 400 miles to Vegas and visit Bunny Ranch which I was never going to do; and hiring high end escorts seemed reserved for royalty to the likes of tiger-blood himself, Charlie fucking Sheen-$1000 US for a BBBJ, don't think so. So literally paying for sex didn't seem ideal and realistic for someone such as myself although I really didn't have anything against it, it was never going to happen.

So I relocated to Toronto a couple years ago and had no idea about the bustling hobby scene-I was just ignorant about it because it never entered into my mind. The friskiest I ever got was going to a strip club (for your eyes only) and throwing away $500 on a lap dance. Getting older, the dating scene just felt cumbersome, and dating apps were a waste of time-I wasn't looking for a commitment.

Not sure if I can credit it to my mid life crisis, but I finally decided to plan a travel trip across the world and fuck me some hot hoochies. Of course, during my research, Thailand was highly recommended, so was Amsterdam and Germany. Never been to Europe so my mind was set on Amsterdam. The red light district really intrigued me and so it was time to take the long awaited plunge. I did all the necessary pre-planned stages. It was going to cost approximately around at least 8k-10k for a two week trip: airfare, hotels and accommodations, uber trips, Euro's, and of course the ladies themselves. It was going to be a monumental trip.

But before I booked my flight and hotel, something miraculous happened. Late in my research I stumbled upon...TERB. Confessions of hobbyists spending between $250-300 CAD an hr with a sexy Canadian lady for full adulterated service was too good to be true. They got to lying right? I mean, $250 an hour is not cheap for such heavenly services, but it's certainly not expensive either-these are affordable prices for the common man. I couldn't believe what I was reading. This couldn't be true. Oh wait, there are actual websites you can make reservations? And the prices are accurate? Mind blown. Wait, wait, it's that easy too to book appointments? Am I dreaming?

Of course we all know the simplicity of hooking up with a provider, but just in case, I decided to start off with massage parlors first. And ever since it's been a fun wild ride that saved me the headache of traveling to distant countries when paradise, unbeknownst to me, was right in my backyard all this time. OH Canada!!!

 

[malata]

sounds like you found paradise. eat your heart out charlie fucking sheen

 

[|2 /-\ | /|/]

...and the program becomes aware....welcome to the red pill borthaaaaaaaa. MPA are the perfect hybrids for this purpose.

 

[J.A. Prufrock]

Of course we all know the simplicity of hooking up with a provider, but just in case, I decided to start off with massage parlors first. And ever since it's been a fun wild ride that saved me the headache of traveling to distant countries when paradise, unbeknownst to me, was right in my backyard all this time. OH Canada!!!

Damn, I could have made this post. I live in metro Detroit, a 3 1/2 hour drive away, and until a couple of years ago had no idea of the MPA and SP scene in GTA. I learned of one spa from another mongering site but it wasn't until I stumbled upon Terb that I got the full scope of what's available in GTA. I, too, had been researching potential trips to Europe until I learned so much fun could be had closer to home and more economically. I, too, started off with MPAs and while I haven't branched out to SP's yet (right now, I'm more into sensuality and mutual caressing than actual sex), I hope to in the future. The U.S. absolutely sucks dick for mongering, and it's getting worse. I am happy to be contributing to the Canadian economy!

 

[curr3n_c1000]

I spent years buying clothes, going to clubs, working on my game, etc.

It's cheaper to go right to the source.

 

[brogalldude]

I spent years buying clothes, going to clubs, working on my game, etc.

It's cheaper to go right to the source.

Damn straight! Had a few dates from the coffee and bagel app and none of it ever turned out successful. It doesn't stress me out anymore though. We only went out for coffee and bagels and she wasn't interested. After lame ass date, took phone out, browse SFT, Select, Mirage (it's almost like grocery shopping) and had a companion for a carefree moment living out my wildest fantasies-so stress free.

 

[brogalldude]

Damn, I could have made this post. I live in metro Detroit, a 3 1/2 hour drive away, and until a couple of years ago had no idea of the MPA and SP scene in GTA. I learned of one spa from another mongering site but it wasn't until I stumbled upon Terb that I got the full scope of what's available in GTA. I, too, had been researching potential trips to Europe until I learned so much fun could be had closer to home and more economically. I, too, started off with MPAs and while I haven't branched out to SP's yet (right now, I'm more into sensuality and mutual caressing than actual sex), I hope to in the future. The U.S. absolutely sucks dick for mongering, and it's getting worse. I am happy to be contributing to the Canadian economy!

It's almost to good to be true here. The first time I ever booked an SP felt too easy. Call agency, choose specific SP and give specific amount of time. You show up and....bang, you're banging!!! The process was so smooth and easy I thought a Chris Hansen type of character was going to be behind the door as I walked in and ask me to take a seat. Nope, just a sexy woman waiting behind them heavenly doors.

 

[G.D. Gentleman]

Great post OP, reminds us how lucky we are.

Like everyone 25 years ago I started in strip clubs and to this day still appreciate a classic visit to the club, drinks, chatting and dances. Sure, many clubs have ladies offering 'extras' but frankly I rather see a SP for that and choose the hottest stripper (who often doesn't offer extras or extras are crazzzzzy price) for some dances.

Next week marks my 20 year anniversary of discovering the true hobby life (birthday). For me it was in London Ontario, old friends mentioning Rub and Tug MP's at wing night the week before, London Free Press Classifieds, Blue Lagoon (that chain is still operating in London to this day) and Daniellea, late twenties buxon blond with both nipples pierced who kindly once in the room with me explained what a body slide was (Happy Birthday to me!) and I never looked back. 1000+ MP visits later (rough estimate) and I still enjoy them to this day.

12 years ago roughly I, like brogalldude, found TERB. Lead me to and gave me the confidence to search the classifieds (pre Backpage days) in Kitchener for my first Escort. Even after all the years of MP's I was blown away with this experience. Tough to estimate how many SP visits I have had since then...but it's been a great decade for sure, lol.

Vegas Hobbying - Gambled there 20+ times and dabbled in the offerings lurking around the casino's...after 3 or 4 highly over priced experiences I knew to simply wait until I got back to the GTA - $500-800USD (typical asking price in Vegas at the time) would buy many hours with different SP's in the GTA and still does even with higher pricing as of late.

Amsterdam - did it once - was in the country on business so all costs but the ladies was already taken care of. Still managed to drop $2,000CDN worth of Euro's on the red light district - I remember (5 years ago now) mostly the whole experience of walking the streets with gawking tourists (sometimes families with children, crazy, I know) and then choosing a door to go in. Highlight was two ladies working one room together and having an on-the-spot choice of a 3some - both were dimes for sure and the 90 minutes I spent with them was nearly half of my budget for the district.

Hobbying in the U.S. - not worth it anywhere I have researched or been, especially Vegas now.

Amsterdam - bucket list trip for sure and glad I did it but wouldn't go again unless I was (like before) on business or in Europe for other purpose and made sense to fly over and spend a few days there.


Basically gents - as I have seen mentioned in a few threads before - we here in the GTA have the Mecca of Hobby Life. The variety of ladies, Dancers, MP's and SP's - Agencies and proven Indies - we are spoiled compared to 99% of the world and hence many of us have a 2-3 visit a week habit in this Life Style leaving us grinning day after day with few to no one around us in our lives ever knowing why.

It's good to be us and many of us have TERB to thank for it.

Cheers Gents, have a good one.

 

[J.A. Prufrock]

G.D.
Holy shit! 1,000-plus MP visits and countless SP encounters? You are my hero!
I frequent a popular strip club site here in the States and Detroit is considered the Mecca of strip clubs because many offer extras in VIP rooms. But reading about the costs, it seems silly to me to spend that much on a rushed, pressure-packed session in a small room worrying about LE and who knows what else when you can drive 4 hours to GTA, have a great stress-free session, stay overnight at a reasonably priced hotel and then have another worry-free session the next day.
I think a lot of Detroit-area hobbyists aren’t aware of what GTA has to offer.

 

[G.D. Gentleman]

G.D.
Holy shit! 1,000-plus MP visits and countless SP encounters? You are my hero!
I frequent a popular strip club site here in the States and Detroit is considered the Mecca of strip clubs because many offer extras in VIP rooms. But reading about the costs, it seems silly to me to spend that much on a rushed, pressure-packed session in a small room worrying about LE and who knows what else when you can drive 4 hours to GTA, have a great stress-free session, stay overnight at a reasonably priced hotel and then have another worry-free session the next day.
I think a lot of Detroit-area hobbyists aren’t aware of what GTA has to offer.

80-100 (early years) up to 120-160 (current) visits per year of MP's, SP's and Dancers x 17 years (20 year history, 3 years roughly of relationships and stepping out of the hobby) - well, you can see the math...

Still cheaper than a divorce.

I did some gambling in Windsor/Detroit and did explore the Detroit Strip clubs...in fact I remember an awesome thread on here with lots of insights into each club's level of quality, pricing, etc. I did venture 4-5 times into the VIP for extras and did actually land one hottie for take out - which lead me to staying in a hotel on the Detroit side of the river when I came to town a few times to host her visiting me...

...and quickly I realized the much better value of the a) limited SP's who were working at the time out of Windsor and b) getting back to the GTA for hobby fun. The exchange rate on top of the price delta's made Detroit options (compared to GTA choices with CDN dollars) simply not worth it - but I had fun exploring and trying.

Funny thing was - by focusing on getting in and out of the Casino with winnings and back to the GTA for fun - helped me be a better gambler as I would stop at $1,000-$2,000 profit and not try/risk for a lot more, knowing how much SP time those winnings represented.


Your strategy is solid - grab a hotel in the west end (Dixie just south of 401 has lots of options) and for the weekend you are minutes away from proven strip clubs with options and of course multiple agencies operating within a 15 minute drive of your hotel. It's a beautiful thing.

 

[lomotil]

I wonder how much the sex trade and marijuana legalization pulls in from Americans visiting Canada? The GTA must be a major draw that is on the upswing and the low Canadian dollar is attractive too.

 

[bluecolt]

I wonder how much the sex trade and marijuana legalization pulls in from Americans visiting Canada? The GTA must be a major draw that is on the upswing and the low Canadian dollar is attractive too.

My buddy ventured upon a good-sized group of young people in Casino Windsor recently. He struck up a conversation with a couple of them. They mentioned that they were from Ohio and were overjoyed to take the short trip to Windsor, where the drinking age was 19, as well as gamble and they could smoke dope legally. Man, what heaven for a 19 year old!

Unfortunately for the horny young dudes, there were females in their group, so the idea of nude strip joints (non-existent in Ohio) and escorts would probably not be considered.

Windsor has been a haven for young people from Michigan and Ohio for many years. Unfortunately, our small city does not have enough action for fun time high end babes to ply their trade.

 

[verboselypithy]

Germany is another heaven. When in Germany, be sure to check out the FKK clubs.