Irish Medical Dictionary( OR Liverpool)

IVOR BIGGIE

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:)Irish Medical Dictionary

Artery.... The study of paintings

Bacteria..............Back door to cafeteria..

Barium...................What doctors do when patients die.

Benign..............What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section.......A neighbourhood in Rome .

Catscan..................Searching for Kitty

Cauterize................Made eye contact with her.

Colic......................A sheep dog..

Coma............A punctuation mark

Dilate....................To live long.

Enema....................Not a friend.

Fester..........Quicker than someone else.

Fibula.....................A small lie.

Impotent.................Distinguished, well known.

Labour Pain..............Getting hurt at work.

Medical Staff............A Doctor's cane.

Morbid..................A higher offer.

Nitrates...................Cheaper than day rates.

Node......................I knew it..

Outpatient.............A person who has fainted.

Pelvis.......................Cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative...........A letter carrier.

Recovery Room............Place to do upholstery.

Rectum....................Nearly killed him.

Secretion.................Hiding something.

Seizure.....Roman emperor.

Tablet....................A small table.

Terminal Illness..........Getting sick at the airport.

Tumour...................One plus one more.

Urine.....................Opposite of you're out.

2 Condoms.........To be sure, to be sure
 

Ironhead

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They make sense:rolleyes:, but are unfunny ... to me at least. Someone will find them funny I am sure.




One correction maybe ?

Tumour...................One plus one more.
Tumour ............... One plus two more.
 

landscaper

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They make sense:rolleyes:, but are unfunny ... to me at least. Someone will find them funny I am sure.




One correction maybe ?



Tumour ............... One plus two more.
OK we know who is the englishman in the crowd now......................
 

Ironhead

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OK we know who is the englishman in the crowd now......................
Englishman ?
Hey fuck you LS.;)

Seriously I just do not find it funny and I am not English, but my friends would get quite the kick out of your statement and I would probably hear about it for ... the rest of my life.
 

landscaper

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:Dif you could forward their names and addresses I could beal with the notifiction for you.....
 
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