The last one is ace haha!
He said to me . . . I don ' t know why you wear a bra; you ' ve got nothing to put in it.
I said to him . .. . You wear pants don ' t you?
He said to me . ... ...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That ' s a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said to me. .... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him ... ......Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. .. Why don ' t women blink during foreplay?
I said to him ... . They don ' t have time
He said to me. .. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him ... . We don ' t know; it has never happened.
He said to me. .. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . .. . They already have boyfriends.
I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said. . . A widow.
He said to me . .. Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . .. . Single women come home, see what ' s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what ' s in bed and go to the fridge.
He said to me . . . I don ' t know why you wear a bra; you ' ve got nothing to put in it.
I said to him . .. . You wear pants don ' t you?
He said to me . ... ...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That ' s a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said to me. .... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him ... ......Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. .. Why don ' t women blink during foreplay?
I said to him ... . They don ' t have time
He said to me. .. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him ... . We don ' t know; it has never happened.
He said to me. .. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . .. . They already have boyfriends.
I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said. . . A widow.
He said to me . .. Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . .. . Single women come home, see what ' s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what ' s in bed and go to the fridge.
