It is with regret that Great Bear is announcing his retirement.

[great bear]

Its time for the winter hibernation to take place. All the little furry animals and Dwarfs have vacated the woods. Its time for my deep slumber. I hope my puns are missed. See you when I awake. I'm soooo sleeeeepy. ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz.

 

[papasmerf]

don't forget to wipe

 

[wrong hole]

you'll be back

 

[A-ROD]

See ya tomorrow Bear

 

[PHNINE]

Don't forget to pull out....

 

[Goober Mcfly]

who is this guy

Elvis.

 

[The Truman Show]

So ... then Elvis has left the building?

 

[seymore]

re Elvis It actually happened to me. I was at Terminal 3, and he walked out to his limo. I got to say" Elvis has left the building" and be factually correct!
Little things are nice sometimes

 

[red]

now can we put the bearskin rug back in the clubhouse where it belongs

 

[papasmerf]

now can we put the bearskin rug back in the clubhouse where it belongs

The original post was from 2006

turns out he lied like a rug

 

[LancsLad]

Farkin bears, they lie and steal food.

 

[papasmerf]

Where is SB?!? Hiding, are ya? I know you are the culprit. Good one, though.

SB????????



Slutty Bear????

 

[great bear]

Come over here and whisper that in my ear.

Not a chance that's going to happen. If I did I would wax eloquently.

 

[LancsLad]

Not a chance that's going to happen. If I did I would wax eloquently.

I had an Eloquent once , nice car, never needed waxing though.

 

[great bear]

I had an Eloquent once , nice car, never needed waxing though.

I owned an Elephant had to wash the damn thing down with a pressure hose.

 

[papasmerf]

I owned an Elephant had to wash the damn thing down with a pressure hose.

A real man would have done it himself

 

[LancsLad]

I owned an Elephant had to wash the damn thing down with a pressure hose.

Bet it had a lot of trunk space.

Tusk, tusk that was a bad one. Ivory le done it this time.

 

[LancsLad]

.(9\_)~

I don't drink nearly as much as ESCO and I'm already seeing pink elephants.

 

[calloway]

Why is this "with regret"? Shouldn't the rest of us be celebrating?

 

[great bear]

.(9\_)~

Now that's funny! Damn JD, that was excellent.