Okay folks, here it is...
I finally found my buddy, Johnny Meyer. After many, many discusions, and box after box of Kleenex, I came to my own solution on how to deal with my issue.
First, I would like to thank everyone who has either emailed me, or pmmed me and offered their input.
To those thousands who mailed me letters of support - sorry - my germ phobia prevented me from opening them.
In the end, what I have decided to do is put the offending individual on ignore in chat - if she pm's me here, and apologizes, I will accept it and move on.
If she doesn't, well, then - her lack of action speaks volumes about her character, or lack thereof.
Until then, I will be logged in as Joeschepke in chat.
Ahhhhhhh...it's good to be home in the penthouse again...