Iventions

[skidor]

I went to the local Patent Office and told the lady at the front desk I wanted to register my inventions.She pulled out the forms and said, "OK what do you have?" "Well first I have invented a folding bottle.""A folding bottle eh", she said. "And what do you call this folding
"I call it a Fottle", I said.Alright a Fottle, and what is your second invention?" she asked."My second invention is a folding carton", I said.And what do you call your folding carton?". she asked.Well" I said "I call it a Farton"She snickered and said, "Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds kind of crude.I got so upset by her comment I grabbed the form and stormed out of the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.

 

[Brookstone]

fucket?
LOL, that is a funnnnny story! thanx

 

[LancsLad]

They laughed at me when I tried to Patent my dehydrated water system.

 

[You Bet!]

Speaking of dehydrated water....

I wish someone would make something like this:

2 ketchup sized packets that are stuck together,

In the first one you have a brown syrup that tastes like beer (minus the sweetness and maybe extra biterness). Mixed with the brown syrup would be 1oz of alchol (its bitter and unsweet so people don't drink it straight.

In the second packet, you have a brown powder that contains a sweetener, and something like an alka seltzer that creates carbon dioxide when mixed with water.

Now you take about 100 dual packs and stuff them in your backpack and go camping. Once the camp is setup, you can take a bottle of water, and the two packages, put the cap on and shake it - instant beer. Call it camping beer.

Its way easier than lugging 100 bottles to Algonquin park

 

[monkeychan]

> The dangers of dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO)

Isn`t dihydrogen monoxide = H20 = water ?

 

[You Bet!]

ya - its a joke man!

 

[PHNINE]

Speaking of dehydrated water....

I wish someone would make something like this:

2 ketchup sized packets that are stuck together,

In the first one you have a brown syrup that tastes like beer (minus the sweetness and maybe extra biterness). Mixed with the brown syrup would be 1oz of alchol (its bitter and unsweet so people don't drink it straight.

In the second packet, you have a brown powder that contains a sweetener, and something like an alka seltzer that creates carbon dioxide when mixed with water.

Now you take about 100 dual packs and stuff them in your backpack and go camping. Once the camp is setup, you can take a bottle of water, and the two packages, put the cap on and shake it - instant beer. Call it camping beer.

Its way easier than lugging 100 bottles to Algonquin park

Now you gotta lug 100 packets of garbage back.

 

[LancsLad]

My dehydrated water was brilliantly simple. You carried it in your own reuseable container so it was very light at the start of a hike. Later when you wanted a cool refreshing drink all you needed to do was add H20 to rehydrate the bottle contents and there you go. Came in many varieties like dehydrated RO, distilled or spring. Prices varied.