Joke

[probyn]

A woman arrived at a party.
While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone.
She approached him, smiled, and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen."
"That’s a beautiful name," he replied.
"Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "As a matter of fact, I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most – cars and men. Therefore I chose 'Carmen'"
"What’s your name?” she asked.
He answered "B. J. Titsengolf."

 

[Adam_hadam]

A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?"
The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."