Just broke my own personal Record

[RayFinkel]

I dont mean to brag or toot my own horn but i
just drank a Two-Eight in under Six hours and 19 Minutes.

My other personal best ways a Two-Four in around Eight Hours.

I know that most of you are extremely disgusted and apalled about this but I just hope i can get through to just one of you and maybe I can change one persons life.

Kids, it just goes to show you that if you if put your mind to it no how big or small you too can accomplish anything bla bla bla Louis you got an ass that just wint quit
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Sorry I past out on the keyboard cause Im hammerd I cant take credit for the opening of the 29th beer

 

[Esco!]

Thatta boy!!!!

My record is 32 beers in one night (and still walk home).

EDIT: BTW, what the hell is a Two-Eight?????

 

[xxxstar]

You will probably wear down the floor between your bed and the toilet tonight. That is over 9L of liquids.

 

[nautilus]

I thought it might have been a record for the shortest field goal ever missed.

 

[to-guy69]

I'm happy to hear that Canada's core values are still intact.

 

[great bear]

Beer drinkers suck! You too Esco!