Hey! Joey what's up, it's been a while since we've seen
each other. I miss you and all the great times we had.
You remember the time we got really drunk and
Double Penetrated that Bag Lady behind the Steak Queen Dumpster,
those were good times eh!
My Genetal Worts, Syphilis and Gonorrhea cleared up in 1.5 years
so I hope you haven't worried about me, I'm feeling much better now.
BTW - Mom was asking about you last month, I visited her on Mothers Day
at the home.