Imagine a guy the is use to going to the best all you can eat buffet, and then the King sends his Royal Rumbler into exile. What is he to do? He can beg Sarah Ferguson to let him dip his Royal sceptre into her prune danish, but she has been turfed out of the The Royal Lodge as well and will require a few quid from all the punters. There may be a few ladies still loyal to the crown that will offer Andrew mercy missions, but I am sure he will be watched by security people for his safety and/or to keep him from causing embarrassment to the Royal Family. Maybe his old friend Prince Bin BannanaAmour will take pity on him and pay him a royal visit with his entourage including several very capable "secretaries".