lap dancing?

lickrolaine

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illeagl? what the hell is that?,and where is Toronto,Mississauga?
vat is dis lap dancin anyway?
 
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Yes, lap dancing is illegal in Washington, DC and the state of Virginia...

Oh wait, this is TERB, not TUSCL...ooops
 

superquad1968

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Hell. Where Else?
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baltimoron said:
Yes, lap dancing is illegal in Washington, DC and the state of Virginia...

Oh wait, this is TERB, not TUSCL...ooops
Wich begs the question if TERB and TUSCL merged would it be TERBTUSCL or TUSCLTERB? Discuss...
 

Kommander1975

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baltimoron said:
Yes, lap dancing is illegal in Washington, DC and the state of Virginia...

Oh wait, this is TERB, not TUSCL...ooops
What happens if a woman does it to me for free? Is it still illegal?
 

oldjones

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No matter what music I put on, my lap just sits there. How do you get yours to dance?

You did ask a legitimate question js24 but it's just too complicated and too elementary to be answered satisfactorily. Do a search for "laws" and/or "legal", "bust", "raid" in this forum, and check PeryMason's posts; if it was a legal discussion, he was in it. You'll start to realize that, as w/ marijuana, there's the law and there's what people (cops are people too) actually do. You have to decide these things yourself.

If you actually just want the legal texts: go Googling for the Criminal Code of Canada and Bylaws of Mrs Sauga and TO
 
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Kommander1975 said:
What happens if a woman does it to me for free? Is it still illegal?
All I know is that I've been to SCs in DC and Virginia and they're lame, even by US standards.

In DC, dancers are allowed to be nude. In VA, it's pasties & g-strings. No touching (strictly enforced). No lapdances, period. Alcohol is permitted to be served. Patrons must sit at an arm's length away from the stage. If you want to tip the dancer, you walk up to the stage, throw your dollar on the stage, and run away. It's almost laughable.

If you want more contact, you'll have to drive next door to Maryland, where lapdances are legal in SCs as long as the dancers are wearing panties or G-strings. In Baltimore city, nude lapdances are legal.

I just thought everyone understood that Canadian SCs have US SCs beaten hands down as far as mileage goes. Perhaps the original poster was misinformed or unaware of this.
 
baltimoron said:
...In VA, it's pasties & g-strings. No touching (strictly enforced). No lapdances, period. Alcohol is permitted to be served. Patrons must sit at an arm's length away from the stage. If you want to tip the dancer, you walk up to the stage, throw your dollar on the stage, and run away. It's almost laughable.
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If only Tennessee SC were like that, I wouldn't run out of $ that trip.
First, you have to become a member.
Seond, if you sit anywhere near one of the small elliptical stage, the girl come around to every customer and expects a tip. She will not move on until she gets properly rewarded. Few even reach in pocket for wallet get $.
Third, walk-by girls don't take 'no' for an answer, they nag till you give in or walk-out.
I was hoping the scene improves but oh, well...young and horny...
 

xix

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You should be thankfull you in Ontario

baltimoron said:
All I know is that I've been to SCs in DC and Virginia and they're lame, even by US standards.

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I just thought everyone understood that Canadian SCs have US SCs beaten hands down as far as mileage goes. Perhaps the original poster was misinformed or unaware of this.
You should try the other provinces. Strip clubs there will make you think are in the states.

In the Maritimes you have to approach the girl. THEY WILL NEVER come to you. Some places don't even allow touching. MOSt are air dances. Could you believe they have metal detectors in Halifax. And there is only one there.
 

homonger

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One of the things that has always fascinated me about SC's in the States is how widespread the laws are, depending on the state or municipality. In most places in the U.S., alcohol and nudity do not mix. If you want to drink, settle for topless or pastie bars. If you want to see pink, settle for a Coke.

Atlanta is well known for its friendly combination of nudity and alcohol, although I remember the lap dances there being on the tame side. My favorite place for raunchy nude lap dances was always Tampa, although again, no alcohol. Most overrated place, imo, is Las Vegas. The girls are plentiful, usually enhanced, and frequently beautiful, but the prices are outrageous. I haven't been to Memphis in a while, but my memory was that it was pretty good. The oddest set up was in Minnesota, where in Minneapolis, it was topless only and alcohol, and across the river in St. Paul, it was nude and alcohol, but the girl physically had to be behind a pane of glass.
 

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homonger said:
One of the things that has always fascinated me about SC's in the States is how widespread the laws are, depending on the state or municipality. In most places in the U.S., alcohol and nudity do not mix. If you want to drink, settle for topless or pastie bars. If you want to see pink, settle for a Coke.

Atlanta is well known for its friendly combination of nudity and alcohol, although I remember the lap dances there being on the tame side. My favorite place for raunchy nude lap dances was always Tampa, although again, no alcohol. Most overrated place, imo, is Las Vegas. The girls are plentiful, usually enhanced, and frequently beautiful, but the prices are outrageous. I haven't been to Memphis in a while, but my memory was that it was pretty good. The oddest set up was in Minnesota, where in Minneapolis, it was topless only and alcohol, and across the river in St. Paul, it was nude and alcohol, but the girl physically had to be behind a pane of glass.

And we still complain.
 

shack

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tigerxxx said:
Sounds like we are really spoiled with what we get away with around here!
I like to think of it more as we deserve it based on how much we have to pay in taxes.
 
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homonger said:
One of the things that has always fascinated me about SC's in the States is how widespread the laws are, depending on the state or municipality. In most places in the U.S., alcohol and nudity do not mix. If you want to drink, settle for topless or pastie bars. If you want to see pink, settle for a Coke.

Atlanta is well known for its friendly combination of nudity and alcohol, although I remember the lap dances there being on the tame side. My favorite place for raunchy nude lap dances was always Tampa, although again, no alcohol. Most overrated place, imo, is Las Vegas. The girls are plentiful, usually enhanced, and frequently beautiful, but the prices are outrageous. I haven't been to Memphis in a while, but my memory was that it was pretty good. The oddest set up was in Minnesota, where in Minneapolis, it was topless only and alcohol, and across the river in St. Paul, it was nude and alcohol, but the girl physically had to be behind a pane of glass.
Agree about Vegas. Never been to Tampa. Been to Memphis but didn't go to SCs there. I would also add that I've gotten some of the best lapdances at LA and NY SCs, and right here at home in Maryland.

I don't visit SCs too often in Canada; since there are legal outcall SPs, I never saw much reason to do any serious SC hopping.
 

homonger

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baltimoron said:
I don't visit SCs too often in Canada; since there are legal outcall SPs, I never saw much reason to do any serious SC hopping.
Now, that I totally agree with. Don't see the point in looking and groping when for a few more $ you can be f**king. ;)
 
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