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530marcus

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with rabbits in my dockers across to taboo mike TAXI! and i skip over to the ugly stepsister of Pigales. broke but for some couple of dublooms for incidentals but i knew that Mikey was down for a couple chilly brewskis for the man i am, and yup one export and some burnt bean juice for driver Mike hasnt smoked for 13 years.

Taboo not so ugly really but a bit rougher about the edges with broken mirrors and not the good kind in the shag ahaha joke.
talent_ A- not the A+ of pigs but close. no cr as i was near a k in for the night.
but lots of hot tats and tits, bits covered in more leather and lace than my wedding song by Miss Nicks.
wouldve tasted had the $$$ and hadnt filled my 4th leg with the dew of the summers harvest.
taxi man escorts me, not the one i wanted ahaha, and a lift over the bridge back to the Westin.
roomie Rick fast asleep with a tampon up his arse he'd bought in the public downstairs loo, tired of the rumbling tumbling of his Winnie the Pooh wishing he had a smackering, he had to get some sleep.

woke up at 11 next morning.
cheers
 

out4fun

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I'm new to all of this and not sure I'm going to catch on. I have no fourth leg, have never used tampons, and my Winnie the Pooh does not desire a smackering. Maybe I'll try another thread.
 

antlerman

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Last call...I hope so.....

with his "intresting" writting technique I am glad the bell has been sounded on this individual......

I mean we all appreciate some sort of review and feedback....but when it takes multiple tries to read and understand a post....it gets annoying.
 

esoterica

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Under the bed
antlerman said:
Last call...I hope so.....

with his "intresting" writting technique I am glad the bell has been sounded on this individual......

I mean we all appreciate some sort of review and feedback....but when it takes multiple tries to read and understand a post....it gets annoying.
Heheh. I enjoy it. I can't understand most of it but it is entertaining, and he was entertained.
 

antlerman

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entertaining ....yes......but there should be a werning to read only after 2 coffees
 

sysy3333

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I'm with esoterica, it was like looking at modern art and trying to figure out the true meaning of life the artist was trying to capture! I mean come on:
"tired of the rumbling tumbling of his Winnie the Pooh wishing he had a smackering" thats pure poetry man!
 

Gntlmn

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Jabberwocky?

Who wrote that (before the movie)? Wasn't there a lot of non-sensical stuff in that book/story?

The writing is so terrible that it must just be that we're too dense to get the deeper inner meaning contained therein.

Or, it's just lazy-brain.
 
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