I want to start off by saying I am out of the loop on this inside joke or slang for why we call this condo a wee house or little house lol? Who came up with it?
Anyways, I saw some reviews of this wee house and was really tempted to see Michelle but she was all booked up. They suggested this new girl Linda. I was really horny and thought why not give back to the community by TOFTT.
SHORTER VERSION TL;DR - 6/10 session. Pics are accurate. A pretty decent-looking middle-aged Japanese woman who has the potential to be a good service queen but for now seems inexperienced with a shallow and sometimes toothy bbbj, combined with restrictions on touching and lack of DATY/O. It was a decent time and a great massage but would not repeat it.
Linda - Linda Leo AD
Pics are accurate, not sure about the rotating ones on their ADs but they sent me a couple on text & they looked exactly like the woman I met. She is Japanese, middle-aged ( very bad at judging real ages especially asian women) probably in her 40s or early 50s if i had to guess. Some nice C cups , very soft and nice skin all around, she was kinda cute for a middle aged Japanese woman. I am not saying she was DDG but for her age and that price, you get what you pay for. Plus I have not seen the other girls at wee house to have a baseline to compare. She is short to average height , very petite and small/almost no bum lol. She's got cute lips. In terms of hygiene she was very clean and no odors all though I didn't get to try DATY with her so I cant speak for her groin regions. She was shy at the start but opened up quick. She doesn't speak any English, not a lick of it , but she will use her phone translator quite efficiently. She is also attentive and was able to communicate simple things via broken words or by signing them out with her hands.
The Deed -
I initially didn't believe that she was new to this line of work or new to wee house , she seemed experienced with the way she was moving and gave massages. But dear god the moment she started kissing me, I am now doubting that she might be new to this or is just a horrible kisser. She will jab her tongue into your mouth non-stop.... like as if she is kissing for the 1st time and someone described kissing to her as just shoving your tongue into the other person's mouth. Because that is the ONLY way she would kiss lmao. It was awkward. I stopped trying to kiss her after that, just tried to give her lfk's so that I can just kiss her on the lips without pulling out that tongue demon lmao!
Her bbbj was pretty average tbh, not enough suction, felt shallow. Hard to feel her around your dick if you know what I mean. She goes jackhammer with her head so I had to slow her down and kinda show her what i like. To her credit she is very attentive and has a pleasing attitude. She tries really damn hard. At one point I had to take control and hold her face/shoulders and face fuck her and she took it well. I CIM in her mouth and she took it all like a champ. Even held it all and kept sucking me after I finished. Then she went to the washroom to spit it out. I love it when a SP sucks till after completion, I don't really care if she swallows it. She didn't complain about how long she had to blow me or the intensity. She is service-oriented, but I guess she needs more practice and experience to improve her skills especially her bj & kissing.
Her Massages are fucking AMAZING. It almost felt like she was a trained RMT. I have paid $100+ and gotten much worse massages than what she gave. She did a full head-to-toe massage and goes deep with her elbow and knows the right tracks and muscle ache points to press at. I fucking loved the massage more than the session tbh, so much so that I was asking her to extend it to another hour just to get that massage again! But she was already booked.
Service Negatives -
1. The condo fucking reeks! I don't know how you guys tolerate that. I walked in and the smell fucking hits you and almost knocks you out! Jeez. It's so pungent and strong like a mix of food and garbage smell all at once!! The condo itself and the room was clean.
2. Linda was very shy , would not let me try DATY/DATO. She was even hesitant to let me suck on her boobs. Maybe she thought I would be rough? I know most asian girls don't like to be rough in the PSE way. I was gentle with her and she opened up and let me suck on those beauties. They are nice, firm, and soft, supple. Handful enough to keep you happy. so obviously digits were out since daty didn't even happen.
3. I also paid $30 extra for rimming but she never gave me one. While giving me a bbbj, she did creep down and try to lick it once but because I was focused on the bbbj , I didn't care and she also never bothered to try it again. Not a big loss, I like rimming but it's not a dealbreaker for me. And before that comment is made - No, my butt was not dirty. I am super clean when I show up and I always get the top end of YMMV for several SPs. She even commented on how good my natural body odor was and she licked me everywhere else.
4. She kinda cheesed me on the time! My session was from 12-1pm. I arrived at 12 and got into their condo at 12:06 because that's how long they took to respond. We had 1sog which probably took 15-20mins. Then she gave me a massage for 20mins ( I agree I let her continue for long because like I mentioned it was fucking good and I needed it lol). It was 12:47ishpm and she asked me to take a shower. I was kinda surprised at that. I always do 2 sogs in 1-hour appointments and she wouldn't/didn't want to try for another. Guys, am I wrong to assume that the session began at 12:06 and ended at 1:06 pm or does it automatically end at 1pm because that is the "booked" time? Either way, we had about 14-20mins left! I don't need to shower for that long
. She just kept kinda pushing me to shower even tho I kept asking her or trying to tell her that there was time left. But it kinda got awkward because of the language barrier and I have been in these situations before where you are being rushed off and if you FORCE the girl to give you 1 last orgasm, she will always do it half-hearted and you will regret it anyways lol. So I didn't force it and just showered & left.
Wallet Damages - $220 for 1 hour. $30 for Rim but didn't receive it. But considering her enthusiasm to please me combined with the great massage, I was okay to leave that 30 for her as a tip. But the session itself was not memorable. I was still left wanting at the end of that hole in my wallet.
On a side note, I am dying to see Michelle! I keep hearing great things about her bbbj's. Also for my future reviews, is this too wordy or long? Or do people like the details I provided? I can write them shorter to save myself and you guys some time.Thanks
Anyways, I saw some reviews of this wee house and was really tempted to see Michelle but she was all booked up. They suggested this new girl Linda. I was really horny and thought why not give back to the community by TOFTT.
SHORTER VERSION TL;DR - 6/10 session. Pics are accurate. A pretty decent-looking middle-aged Japanese woman who has the potential to be a good service queen but for now seems inexperienced with a shallow and sometimes toothy bbbj, combined with restrictions on touching and lack of DATY/O. It was a decent time and a great massage but would not repeat it.
Linda - Linda Leo AD
Pics are accurate, not sure about the rotating ones on their ADs but they sent me a couple on text & they looked exactly like the woman I met. She is Japanese, middle-aged ( very bad at judging real ages especially asian women) probably in her 40s or early 50s if i had to guess. Some nice C cups , very soft and nice skin all around, she was kinda cute for a middle aged Japanese woman. I am not saying she was DDG but for her age and that price, you get what you pay for. Plus I have not seen the other girls at wee house to have a baseline to compare. She is short to average height , very petite and small/almost no bum lol. She's got cute lips. In terms of hygiene she was very clean and no odors all though I didn't get to try DATY with her so I cant speak for her groin regions. She was shy at the start but opened up quick. She doesn't speak any English, not a lick of it , but she will use her phone translator quite efficiently. She is also attentive and was able to communicate simple things via broken words or by signing them out with her hands.
The Deed -
I initially didn't believe that she was new to this line of work or new to wee house , she seemed experienced with the way she was moving and gave massages. But dear god the moment she started kissing me, I am now doubting that she might be new to this or is just a horrible kisser. She will jab her tongue into your mouth non-stop.... like as if she is kissing for the 1st time and someone described kissing to her as just shoving your tongue into the other person's mouth. Because that is the ONLY way she would kiss lmao. It was awkward. I stopped trying to kiss her after that, just tried to give her lfk's so that I can just kiss her on the lips without pulling out that tongue demon lmao!
Her bbbj was pretty average tbh, not enough suction, felt shallow. Hard to feel her around your dick if you know what I mean. She goes jackhammer with her head so I had to slow her down and kinda show her what i like. To her credit she is very attentive and has a pleasing attitude. She tries really damn hard. At one point I had to take control and hold her face/shoulders and face fuck her and she took it well. I CIM in her mouth and she took it all like a champ. Even held it all and kept sucking me after I finished. Then she went to the washroom to spit it out. I love it when a SP sucks till after completion, I don't really care if she swallows it. She didn't complain about how long she had to blow me or the intensity. She is service-oriented, but I guess she needs more practice and experience to improve her skills especially her bj & kissing.
Her Massages are fucking AMAZING. It almost felt like she was a trained RMT. I have paid $100+ and gotten much worse massages than what she gave. She did a full head-to-toe massage and goes deep with her elbow and knows the right tracks and muscle ache points to press at. I fucking loved the massage more than the session tbh, so much so that I was asking her to extend it to another hour just to get that massage again! But she was already booked.
Service Negatives -
1. The condo fucking reeks! I don't know how you guys tolerate that. I walked in and the smell fucking hits you and almost knocks you out! Jeez. It's so pungent and strong like a mix of food and garbage smell all at once!! The condo itself and the room was clean.
2. Linda was very shy , would not let me try DATY/DATO. She was even hesitant to let me suck on her boobs. Maybe she thought I would be rough? I know most asian girls don't like to be rough in the PSE way. I was gentle with her and she opened up and let me suck on those beauties. They are nice, firm, and soft, supple. Handful enough to keep you happy. so obviously digits were out since daty didn't even happen.
3. I also paid $30 extra for rimming but she never gave me one. While giving me a bbbj, she did creep down and try to lick it once but because I was focused on the bbbj , I didn't care and she also never bothered to try it again. Not a big loss, I like rimming but it's not a dealbreaker for me. And before that comment is made - No, my butt was not dirty. I am super clean when I show up and I always get the top end of YMMV for several SPs. She even commented on how good my natural body odor was and she licked me everywhere else.
4. She kinda cheesed me on the time! My session was from 12-1pm. I arrived at 12 and got into their condo at 12:06 because that's how long they took to respond. We had 1sog which probably took 15-20mins. Then she gave me a massage for 20mins ( I agree I let her continue for long because like I mentioned it was fucking good and I needed it lol). It was 12:47ishpm and she asked me to take a shower. I was kinda surprised at that. I always do 2 sogs in 1-hour appointments and she wouldn't/didn't want to try for another. Guys, am I wrong to assume that the session began at 12:06 and ended at 1:06 pm or does it automatically end at 1pm because that is the "booked" time? Either way, we had about 14-20mins left! I don't need to shower for that long
. She just kept kinda pushing me to shower even tho I kept asking her or trying to tell her that there was time left. But it kinda got awkward because of the language barrier and I have been in these situations before where you are being rushed off and if you FORCE the girl to give you 1 last orgasm, she will always do it half-hearted and you will regret it anyways lol. So I didn't force it and just showered & left.Wallet Damages - $220 for 1 hour. $30 for Rim but didn't receive it. But considering her enthusiasm to please me combined with the great massage, I was okay to leave that 30 for her as a tip. But the session itself was not memorable. I was still left wanting at the end of that hole in my wallet.
On a side note, I am dying to see Michelle! I keep hearing great things about her bbbj's. Also for my future reviews, is this too wordy or long? Or do people like the details I provided? I can write them shorter to save myself and you guys some time.Thanks
