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I was sitting taking a number 2 today in my bathroom, had my elbow on my knee and my chin on my hand thinking about the many different times i've used toilet paper for other thing other than the obvious.
My list.
1) I roll a sheet into a torpedo and shove it up my nose when i have a nose bleed.
2) If i'm out of kleenex, i use it to blow my nose
3) I wet it and use it to remove eye booger.
4) I use it to blot up quick spills on carpets.
5) I use it to wipe my sunglasses.
6) I use it to throw off a balcony and watch it unravel and have it land in trees to decorate.
7) When jerkin off they come in handy if there is no towel lying around. I just don't like the way little pieces stick to the head of my cock.
8) It's also used for chix with small titties who want to stuff their bras.
9) Makes a great temporary bandage when you cut your finger or bleed anywhere else.
10) Great for removing eye makeup when you don't have cotton balls.
11) Also great for a place to put my boogers when i'm picking my nose as i sit on the toilet.
12) I once had a pair of jeans that were rubbing against my leg raw so i used toilet paper down my pant leg where it was rubbing to soften the friction.
God i love Toilet paper, by far the greatest invention...............Over a 1001 uses.
Does anybody have any other ideas for it?
My list.
1) I roll a sheet into a torpedo and shove it up my nose when i have a nose bleed.
2) If i'm out of kleenex, i use it to blow my nose
3) I wet it and use it to remove eye booger.
4) I use it to blot up quick spills on carpets.
5) I use it to wipe my sunglasses.
6) I use it to throw off a balcony and watch it unravel and have it land in trees to decorate.
7) When jerkin off they come in handy if there is no towel lying around. I just don't like the way little pieces stick to the head of my cock.
8) It's also used for chix with small titties who want to stuff their bras.
9) Makes a great temporary bandage when you cut your finger or bleed anywhere else.
10) Great for removing eye makeup when you don't have cotton balls.
11) Also great for a place to put my boogers when i'm picking my nose as i sit on the toilet.
12) I once had a pair of jeans that were rubbing against my leg raw so i used toilet paper down my pant leg where it was rubbing to soften the friction.
God i love Toilet paper, by far the greatest invention...............Over a 1001 uses.
Does anybody have any other ideas for it?
