Maria @ The Manor in Guelph

thecoolguyms72

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I was in the area on business and finished early, pardon the pun, so I thought I would check out the Manor. Haven't been in quite some time and had a good time the last time so why not?

Sat at the bar and there was an empty beer bottle nearby, so the bartender never asked me for a drink. During the day at most clubs sucks because there is that big break between dancers always. So, Maria approaches me, sits down next to me and is all touchy-feely and says that she remembers me, although I don't remember her, but that's always a possibility. She's a bigger girl in that she is tall but proportional, maybe a few extra lb's. She asks for a dance, we go back, she tells me the prices of $22 for one room and $52 for the other. She does the sell job on the $52 room, but I didn't buy, not enough time and wasn't in the mood for a possible scam.

We get into the VIP and it is the middle of a song, so like I normally do, I sit to one side of the couch expecting her to sit down next to me to wait for the song to end, but she starts dancing right away. She strips, and after about 30 seconds the song ends. Then she starts her lap dance, which basically entails sitting in your lap and sucking, kissing and blowing in my ear. Nice and sexy, but let's change it up a little, maybe a little grind. She then gets up, kneels beside me and tells me to play with her butt. Different, but okay. Now, this whole time she stripped down to her panties, but hasn't taken them off yet. Stupidly, I have a couple more dances expecting it to get a little better, but more of the same. My left ear should have paid for the dance since it got all the action. Still left her panties on, so I cut the dances off. She begged me for another dance and like the Rock of Gibraltar I said no. I pay her for what I thought was 3 dances and she says, "No, hunny, I think it was 4 dances". I didn't feel like arguing with her about the 30 second dance at the start, so I gave her another $20 and left.

I guess I feel a little ripped for the 30 second dance at the start, and don't understand why girls do this, other than for the $20. Probably because I'm not a regular and she figures get all I can out of the guy, but all I know is when I'm back in the Manor and she comes up to me, I won't get a dance from her again. As well, I'm not a big fan of the fake gushing over me. She must have said how cute or nice or funny or whatever I was a million times. I'm a decent guy and all, but if I were as good as she made me out to be, I'd be Hugh Hefner right now. Ladies, realize we have brains that work most of the time and we can see through that shit.

Maria is, as I said, not petite, but certainly not fat in my books. I rather liked her body, but then I don't like little waifs. She has huge breasts, but you can feel the implants. Nice breasts though, and they were large to begin with, because when you get implants and they hang like they did, they had to have started out huge. She seems Eastern European from her accent, and is relatively attractive with brunette hair.

Anyway, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
 

CaptainCharisma

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I have rarely had that experience where a girl starts dancing as soon as we enter the VIP - mainly because I must be a good listener - the girl is usually talking my ear off anyway and sometimes even forgets to dance!

But when a girl starts dancing halfway through a song, a polite "you can start the next song princess" will give them the hint. No guy wants to pay $20for a 30 second dance. Most of the time, the girl will smile, sit beside you, or sit on your lap and make small talk until the next song. She will also get the impression that if she has any intentions of ripping you off or scamming you, that it ain't happenin with you.

You will also see a girls true colours if she *sighs*, looks frustrated, or INSISTS that the "song just started." I like to call these girls "one and done girls" - you get one dance, and then you're done with them. For good.

As for the dancers that pepper you with compliments not even a mom could give, it is their job to make you feel like a king. Not just dancers, but MPA's, and SP's as well. I can understand when a dancer goes overboard, but instead of rolling your eyes, play THEIR game.

When a girl makes you out to be Brad Pitt, tell her that SHE is the most beautiful girl you've ever seen. Tell her that she is the smartest girl you've ever talked to. Tell her that she's lost weight since the last time you've seen her. Tell her she's the best dancer you've ever seen. Just play her game, afterall, in a stripclub it's supposed to be a fantasyworld.

I once dated a dancer, who at the very beginning seemed too friendly and too complimentary with me. Apparently to her, I was cute, a great guy, a smart guy, a helpful guy, I was everything... I thought to myself what a bullshitter. During my second and third visits to the club, I decided to test her and not get any dances, but the girl continued to spend lots of time talking to me, in fact at one point bought ME some drinks. I didn't see her treat the other customers the same way, and then I knew she had not been full of shit - that she truly enjoyed my company. Eventually, an exchange of numbers and email and we went out for a few months.

With that being said, the only way to determine whether a girl is sincere or genuine about you is if you don't have to lay out the $$$ for her and whether she is willing to talk to you outside the club.
 

Julian

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I hate when they start dancing in the middle of a song, though I've never had the balls to complain, I'd never bother with that girl again. I find it mainly the girls who are just in town for the week, as I doubt many guys will make a dancer his regular if she's scamming every last twenty from the ya.
 

hotguy2005

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Same thing happened with Asia!

One night at the Maner My buddy and I decided to pop into the Maner for a couple of beers, this was actually on a Monday night. My buddy was a newbie and didn't know so much. He took Asia to the VIP room and I was suppose to go right after him which she knew about... She kept him in the room for 30 minutes saying it's okay... it's okay... he thought it was $20 all this time, then she comes after me asking me for $160 for 8 songs... I was like WTF, I knew he was there for long but wasn't expecting that to come out... She knew we were new to the place so ripped us off hardcore... so for all you newbies that take the girls to VIP, especially at the Maner... make sure you tell them 1 song in advance or not to start in the middle of the song bullshit deal... Watch out for Asia, she is HOT but will rip you off if she suspects you are NEW!!!
 

hoodoomeister

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I can verify the Maria experience - all promise and only lame-ass dances. She actually argued with me when I said "no mas" after the second song. All the more reason to cut the losses and walk away!
 

allaboutben

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LOL. I had dances with Maria about 2 yrs ago. Virtually the same experience. I lasted 3 or 4 and got the hell out. What a waste.
 
allaboutben said:
I lasted 3 or 4 and got the hell out. What a waste.
I don't do the SC/LD thing too often, preferring the SP route instead, but the odd time I do, I am always amazed at the amount of coin I drop in minutes, and usually with no intention of "satisfaction". What is it you guys find so appealling about having a hottie grind in your lap, leaving you all horned up with no relief in site? Is this foreplay for the Missus?

I have had a "fully satisfying" (FS) experience in the VIP once or twice over the years, but I made sure up front that that was an option. I look at this a bit like a Jiffy Lube Shop... It seems like this is not the norm though...

Don't you spend a fortune just having a chick suck your ear etc?
 
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