Mc Massage and Mc Happy Ending Why is it the same almost everywhere

[HAMSTER INSPECTOR]

I go for a good massage every week, or about 5 to 6 times a month. I only go to the places that offer happy endings. I have noticed that the massages have pretty much the same style and the happy ending are almost the same from place to place. The happy ending also seem to be the same and generic as well. I can see that some massage techniques may be the same when taught at massage courses but why is the happy ending the same almost everywhere. Have any of you experienced the same Mc Massage and Mc Happy Endings?

 

[Worf]

Well, not being a weekly regular maybe the amount of money you spend might have something to do with it. Whenever I go for a massage, the endings sometimes seem ordinary, unless they attendant puts some more effort into it. But I don't spend that much money. If I am going to spend on a NR with a BS, then I hope the finish will be done with more effort than a plain massage.

 

[Rockslinger]

about 5 to 6 times a month.

Do anything 5-6 times a month for 50 years and it will also seem routine? There are only so many ways to skin a cat.

 

[great bear]

Its when the MP puts on a clown suit for the finale that you have start worrying.

 

[Big Rig]

Stop going to MacDonalds


There are better massages out there and they are well reviewed

But I agree, if a MPA took the sincere effort to learn superb technique from massage schools she would be very busy

 

[blueman]

I could be wrong but

There can only be so many ways to have your chicken choked, your pud pulled or your monkey spanked.
There are more ways to describe it than there are ways to do it.
What's your favorite term to describe the deed?

 

[skypilot]

Tell her to massage your prostate while she wanks your willy. That adds some variety.

 

[blueman]

Tell her to massage your prostate while she wanks your willy. That adds some variety.

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I tried that once and I did not enjoy it all. Distracting to say the least.