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drlove

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This was the interaction I had with McDonald's wait staff this afternoon while placing a (simple, uncomplicated, straightforward) order - too funny:

Me: How much are your cheeseburgers??

McD: $1.39

Me: I'd like a cheeseburger and a (tap) water please.

McD: Cheeseburger and a water?? $3.34 please.

Me: $3.34 for a cheeseburger?? I only wanted tap water.

McD: Sorry, that's $1.69

Me: Uh, didn't you say $1.39 a minute ago??

McD: You can't get one cheeseburger, only two

Me: Oh, is this a new restaurant policy??

McD (second staff comes over to assist): You have to buy two cheeseburgers

Me: But I only want one cheeseburger.

McD: You get two with the deal

Me: But I don't want the deal

McD: Well, it's only another 30 cents so...

Me: But I only want one cheeseburger

McD: Oh, you only want one cheeseburger...

Me: Yes! That's why when I placed my order, I said ONE cheeseburger. Now can I get my refund please??

This is an almost verbatim transcript of what transpired. I wasn't upset; Rather, I was trying to contain my laughter until I exited the premesis! *LOL* / *LMFAO*!!!
 
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Taber

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you're lucky you didn't order fries , you wouldv'e really f*cked them up
 
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algonquinguide

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The accuracy of fast food

Used to live in Kitchener Waterloo.. the McDonalds on King street.. near Victoria (can't place a closer street.. oh well that's with in a few blocks), used to always get my order wrong. I ordered O.J. once with my burger and stopped before leaving the parking lot and noticed that I had coke instead.. walked back in and explained that I wanted OJ.. they just looked at me like I had lost my marbles and said they didn't have any OJ right then so they gave me a coke instead.. (with out even telling or asking me). I can't recall a single time that I went to that McDonalds that they got my order right.. The only reason I kept going back was I couldn't believe that they were that incompident.. I used to say as I drove up.. Ok this will be the time they get it right.. then it all just turned into a betting game with my friends as to what they would screw up this time.. !
 
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THE WORST: Yonge and College.........breakfast was breakslow (hahahha....ah.....i kill myself)

DISHONOURABLE MENTIONS:

a) Warden and Sheppard: morons
b) Warden and Steeles: the MANAGER forgot my order




Mudd Stuffin said:
Along those same lines, what are the worst McD's in the GTA.

My votes are 1. Yonge between Sheppard & Finch
2. Warden & Sheppard.

Worst service in both cases
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clules

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Every time I go to a McD. Drive Thru, I order a Quarter Hamburger, NO cheese. Every time I get a Quarter Hamburger WITH cheese. It has happend to me over and over and over and over.......get the point.

I have even complained to the manger and written letters to their Head Office.

That's what you get for hiring teenagers and paying their manager minimum wage to babysit a bunch teeniie boobers.
 
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drlove

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Hmmm.. maybe we should organize a Terbwide boycott in protest... that'll teach them!
 
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drlove

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Sorry.. just thinking up lame and useless replies so I can get to 1500, that's all. Seems to be working, btw...*lol*
 
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Went into a local Arby's a few months ago. They had a roast beef sandwich on a kaiser on the menu. I ordered it, and asked to have whole wheat instead of the kaiser.

The young girl at the register got quite a confused look on her face, then stepped back to talk to the manager.

The manager came forward and told me that I couldn't have that sandwich on anything other than the kaiser.

I asked if it was a special sandwich. She said no, and told me that only chicken sandwiches come with whole wheat.

I shook my head, told her that it was the absolute stupidest thing I'd ever heard of, and told her I'd never be back to ANY Arby's.

Several times since, friends have said "Let's go to Arby's" and to this day, I keep telling the same story, and have yet to return.
 
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That was like the time I tried to order a small fries from a street vendor. He said he only had the large containers left. I said, "can't you put a small order of fries in the large container". He agreed.

I don't think he's dumb though.......just trying to get me to spend more.

I can hear the MPAs now......."I only do body slides"


Stumpy said:
Went into a local Arby's a few months ago. They had a roast beef sandwich on a kaiser on the menu. I ordered it, and asked to have whole wheat instead of the kaiser.

The young girl at the register got quite a confused look on her face, then stepped back to talk to the manager.

The manager came forward and told me that I couldn't have that sandwich on anything other than the kaiser.

I asked if it was a special sandwich. She said no, and told me that only chicken sandwiches come with whole wheat.

I shook my head, told her that it was the absolute stupidest thing I'd ever heard of, and told her I'd never be back to ANY Arby's.

Several times since, friends have said "Let's go to Arby's" and to this day, I keep telling the same story, and have yet to return.
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clules said:
Every time I go to a McD. Drive Thru, I order a Quarter Hamburger, NO cheese. Every time I get a Quarter Hamburger WITH cheese. It has happend to me over and over and over and over.......get the point.

I have even complained to the manger and written letters to their Head Office.

That's what you get for hiring teenagers and paying their manager minimum wage to babysit a bunch teeniie boobers.
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LOL, same thing happened to me too many times. They used to have a "Quarter pounder without Cheese" but they took it off the menu, so now you have to order a "Quarter Pounder with Cheese" without the cheese! but you still have to pay for cheese even with you don't want it, whatever that is 20cents or something!

Sometimes the menu says "smiles - free" so at the end of my order I said "and a smile", this teenie bopper twit was looking at the cash register for the "smile"
 
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drlove

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Salisbury_Steak said:
Sometimes the menu says "smiles - free" so at the end of my order I said "and a smile", this teenie bopper twit was looking at the cash register for the "smile"
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Capitalism and/or stupidity at its finest! *lol*
 
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