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Men-friendly Spa (metrosexual)

oldnwrinkled

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Can anyone suggest a men-friendly spa in the DT or GTA area?

I'm a spa virgin...would love to try one of those places.

Probably been watching too many 'queer eye for the straight guy' shows.

Actually, I just want to look my best, may have to pro...proppp...
propppppp....prppppppoooooo....to vanessa. Just wanna get my wrinkles ironed out.
 

xarir

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If you're talking spa as in facials, pedicures, manicures etc you can try the spa in the King Edward hotel.

I went there once to buy a pedicure + manicure for a lady friend. When I inquired as to the price I was asked ever so politely if it was for me. I replied that I wanted it as a gift for a lady. As the gift certificate was being wrapped I asked if men use the spa. The reply was, "Oh yes sir, all the time." I was then taken on a brief tour of the spa (it's pretty small) and they have separate change rooms and everything - they are very well set up for male clientele.

Subsequently I booked a pedicure ($50) there more out of curiosity than anything else. I was very well treated and felt completely comfortable being there. They even gave me a cup of herbal tea which was really quite nice!
 
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oldnwrinkled

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Sophia...

...are you telling me that VANESSA is a loose woman? Am I getting way over my head with her?...plz do tell...
 

oldnwrinkled

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Thank You

Thanks for the warning Sophia...and you too Annalee...I'm having second thoughts now...

Got her going to the party...don't have to pro...propp...proppppp..
to Vanessa anymore.

Can you 2 help me get out of it? plz??????

I'll give you everything I have and own...you can have my old age government checks, you can have all my diapers, all my supply of Ensure (...the liquid food supplement...i think)...heck, I'll even throw in my set of dentures! I will just have to gum my way around for the rest of my life.
 

oldnwrinkled

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Re: Re: Thank You

Vanessa@Select said:
Sheesh. I've been dumped already? All it took was me going to the party...am I low maintenance, or what? That's gotta be the quickest courtship on record! Hope you're not that quick at everything oldnwrinkled :p

I'm afraid so Vanessa...but once the viagra kicks in...brand new diapers...I'll be good for another 12hours.

I think the other Golden Girls are jealous of your upcoming pro...propppp...proppppppp.....poop...ooops!
Cuz Sophia says you are a 'loose' woman...are you? Your flexibility comment was Sophia's way out...didn't work.

I really am looking forward to meeting the Golden Girls...you ladies sound 'cool'...wish I was living in TO.
 

Tallman1

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hmmm.... I don't wear skirts... dont know what I would be good for!

Damn that Golden Girls group sounds like its a lot of fun to hang with....I dont think I am "qualified" to be Stan or anyone else.........Maybe y'all could just make a place for me.........

I'm not sure what my skills would be to such a group as refined as y'all are....
Certainly I am no dancer........... as some of you know I have two left feet or shoes anyway.....Maybe y'all could find something for me to do.. Who do I talk to about a part ...???? Sophia?


Now back to that metrospa thing......... I am thinking about opening a redneck spa........... You'd be surprised what chewing tobacco juice and snuff has done for me..
 

oldnwrinkled

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Damn that Golden Girls group sounds like its a lot of fun to hang with

They really are a fun group to hang out with...can't wait to meet em all on Thursday.

Is Sophia aka Rose going? Or is it Sara who is Rose?

Golden Girls Spa and Escorts...what kind of donation should this new agency offer? SGFE (Senior Girl Friend Experinces). GBBJ (Gum Bare BJ). Senior discounts. Disclaimer...you need a doctors note to see the Golden Girls!
 

Tallman1

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Sophia?

Ya think I could get a likeness of y'all. I need to customize my pickup truck and was considering putting y'alls likeness on the hood....... So Get on the truck! .......... I would do it real respectful like and would finish it up in gold for y'all!!!

I also would be glad to do you grocery shoppin' and handyman work around the house...... What do you think? What qualifications do I need......... Don't think I could be a personal trainer in my condition.

I don't like to flaunt it but I am what y'all might call eduacated. I just finished the sixth grade. It was a special moment when I graduated with my grandson...What else do you need to know from my resume?
 

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ah.................

Is it just me or is the term METROSEXUAL another ploy of clever marketing too make straight men spend like straight women?
 
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