I thought with his name being Bruce he was a scot and was used to wearing a kilt. If done properly, then no need to change cuz there's not sposed to be anything below a kilt.
Having worn kilts and sulus, it's the way to go and you'll get all the attention you can handle. When it's hot and humid there's nothing like it.
Reminds me of an old Scouts song sung on the hiking trail;
Warning! These lyrics may offend you!
Verse:
Do Your Balls Hang Low?
Do They Swing To And Fro?
Can You Tie 'Em In a Knot?
Can You Tie 'Em In a Bow?
*Can You Throw 'Em Over Your Shoulder,
*Like a Continental Soldier?
Can You Do The Double Shuffle,
When Your Balls Hang Low?
Chorus:
Ting-A-Ling, God Damn, Find a Woman If You Can.
If You Can't Find a Woman, Find a Clean Old Man.
If You're Ever In Gibraltar, Take a Flying Fuck At Walter.
Can You Do The Double Shuffle When Your Balls Hang Low?
Other Verses
same as original verse, except you replace the * lines above with the following:
Do They Make a Lusty Clamor,
When You Hit 'Em With a Hammer?
Can You Bounce 'Em Off The Wall,
Like An Indian Rubber Ball?
Do They Make a Hollow Sound,
When You Drag 'Em On The Ground?
Do You Feel a Mellow Tingle,
When You Hit 'Em With a Shingle?
Do They Squeal Like Dogs,
When You Tromp 'Em With Your Clogs?
Do They Have a Salty Taste,
When You Wrap 'Em Round Your Waist?
Do They Chime Like a Gong,
When You Pull Upon Your Dong?
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I'll go quietly now.
