Mix 'n' Match Yer Mutts!

WhaWhaWha

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Reminds me of Jeff Daniels joke in Dumb and dumber.

We cross bred a Bull Dog with Shih Tzu. Called it a BullShit.
 

scouser1

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these are interesting mixes but a couple of things first, anyone walk into a pet store and see the outrages prices they are charging claiming oh its a new breed a shihpoo or a frenchton ahhh no its not its a mutt pure and simple, adding a cute name and 2 grand price tag doesnt change anything, another thing is these combinations are the worst ideas ever some of them, one of the most popular is a jack o pug, pug mixed with jack russell terrier, a companion dog who is very laxed mixed with a very energetic terrier, you have no idea what you are getting
 

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FYI, I once almost got a purebred Japanese Tosa Inu, its a rare breed super guard dog from Japan that can weigh up to 220 lbs when full grown. Its a huge strong dog and its used in some countries as a fighting dog (which I hate btw).
To get an idea of the size of these animals see here:

http://jacek.janus.webpark.pl/tosa_inu/nea/Im000251.jpg

I wanted the dog because I like big dogs like Akita's and Great Danes.
Problem is you cant bring these dogs anywhere cause their instincts tell them to fight every dog they see. So a walk around the block becomes a nightmare.

But if you want the best guard dog in the world you'll want a Tosa.

And if you have a problem Pitbull in your neighborhood, set the Tosa loose for a few minutes, that'll be the end of your pitbull problem :D
 

tboy

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And how about the beago? A Golden retriever and a beagle? How the hell did THAT work? If it was Male Beagle and Female Retriever, did they get him a step ladder? Damn, that would have been funny to watch.

That'd be like a chiuhaha humping an elephant.....or two monkey fucking a football (lol I love that analogy)
 

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tboy said:
And how about the beago? A Golden retriever and a beagle? How the hell did THAT work? If it was Male Beagle and Female Retriever, did they get him a step ladder? Damn, that would have been funny to watch.

That'd be like a chiuhaha humping an elephant.....or two monkey fucking a football (lol I love that analogy)

I hope to God that the female is the Retreiver in that equation, cant imagine a beagle trying to give birth to pups that will grow as big as a Golden retriever
 
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