Moderator Opening

[red]

As some of you know i am stepping aside as a moderator of this board. Fred has asked me to post this thread asking for a volunteer to fill the position.

Please state the reasons for choosing you as moderator and your approach to moderating the board.

Fred will make his decision by the end of today.

 

[richaceg]

is this for real or just april fools joke? i always wonder how a mod operates...maybe i could try but i need training for this shit.

 

[rafterman]

If elected I shall be a ruthless overseer. I will be arbitrary and capricious in my judgements. As my first official act I will administer lifetime bans against all the most prolific posters on this board.

 

[jwmorrice]

If elected I shall be a ruthless overseer. I will be arbitrary and capricious in my judgements. As my first official act I will administer lifetime bans against all the most prolific posters on this board.

We already have....uh, best to not go there.

jwm

 

[great bear]

I drink in moderation and listen to modern music, can I apply?

 

[Brill]

I despise cycleguy700 and all he stands for, his ugly wife too.

Can I have the job?

 

[simon482]

me, just because.

 

[LurkingInMyTent]

I promise to listen carefully to all points of view, be dispassionate and balanced in my decision making and then come down each time on the side of the member with the largest breasts, or hairiest nutsack, as the situation requires.

Also, to keep the escort review nature of this board front and center, any political discussions, either in The Lounge, or in Politics and International Affairs, must include the Chinese Fortune Cookie disclaimer "in bed", or the entire thread will be deleted arbitrarily.

 

[luv4lust]

PRETTYYYYYYYYYYYYY PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEElol

 

[Kyra.Graves]

Hail New Mod!

 

[Ridgeman08]

I despise cycleguy700 and all he stands for, his ugly wife too.

Can I have the job?

Hey, there's an idea, give the job to Cycleguy and let him and (was it Mod100?) duke it out. I'd buy tickets for that one!

 

[alexmst]

Pick Rockslinger

 

[red]

I drink in moderation and listen to modern music, can I apply?

are you modest? have you worked in a modular style office? do you use the mean or the mode?

 

[doggee_01]

pick riley.royal

 

[dcbogey]

I nominate Lancs. He'll do his best to keep GB in his place

 

[great bear]

are you modest? have you worked in a modular style office? do you use the mean or the mode?

I am a upward mobility moderate, but modestly in a modular mode.

 

[The Fruity Hare]

Pick anyone but Rockslinger

Your post was broken. I fixed it.

 

[The Fruity Hare]

If I am chosen, I promise to ban all posters who have some kind of animal in their name, starting with cats and bears, and anyone with "rock" in their handle unless it pertains to the music.

If I am not chosen, my vote goes to the "new" kinder, gentler, soberer Lisa of Toronto... or Ben who is still probably looking for Russian Monica, poor girl.

 

[wazup]

Your post was broken. I fixed it.

Hee, hee, hee, insert post was broken smilie here.

 

[Queen]

What are the prerequisites ?