Movie Quotes

[baci2004]

I must say I'm thrilled with the results of my "Quotes Thread" thank you all. I also have to point out that S.B. has exceeded my total posts in that thread alone...bravo!

O.K. here it is... name the movie of the previous post then quote one. Throw in the actor/actress name if you desire. No cheating

"Will you get out of here. Will you get out of here. Will you. I'm trying to run an office here. Will you go to lunch? Go to lunch. Will you go to lunch?"

 

[Master Baiter]

That's from Glengarry Glen Ross.

Try this: "Courage is not a man with a gun in his hand. It’s when you know you’re licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see through it no matter what."

 

[Flower]

Devil's Advocate


You make me want to be a better person.

 

[wrong hole]

usual suspects


: FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!! And your name is "you're wanting." And you can't play in a man's game. You can't close them. And you go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life! Get them to sign on the line which is dotted! You hear me, you fucking faggots?

 

[wrong hole]

"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home & @#%$ the prom queen"

....some dude who is pass his expiry date but does not know it....and still clings on to his views from the 50's even though he's had more dicks then Liberace at a village people's concert

.....The Rock was the movie


It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine.
I'm talking, morning, day,night, afternoon,
Dick, dick,dick, dick, dick,dick, dick, dick, dick.

How many dicks is that?

A lot.

Then one day she meets a John Holmes motherfucker, and it's like, whoa baby.
I mean, this cat is like Charles Bronson in "The Great Escape." He's diggin tunnels.
Now she's gettin this serious dick action,
She's feelin something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain

It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt.
You know, her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now.
But when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts like it did the first time.
You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what is once like to be a virgin.
Hence, "Like a Virgin."

 

[GreekAmbassador]

that would be "BLOW"

".....I would rather stick needles in my eyes"

Terms of Endearment

+ + + + + + + + + + +

"Ha Ha. Are you happy, now? Fatty made a funny."

+ + + + + + + + + + +

 

[Master Baiter]

Tom Cruise in Jerry Maguire for "I don't like black people? I am Mister black people."

Tom Hanks in Sleepless in Seattle for "Tiramisu... what is Tiramisu? Some chick is going to want me to do it to her and I wouldn't know what to do. "

"Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same f**kin' thing. "

 

[brownguy300]

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"You're in Ala-fuckin-bama. You killed a good old boy. There is no way this isn't going to trial. "

My Cousin Vinny


"I'm Not That Pristine!"

 

[drd]

....some dude who is pass his expiry date but does not know it....and still clings on to his views from the 50's even though he's had more dicks then Liberace at a village people's concert

.....The Rock was the movie


It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine.
I'm talking, morning, day,night, afternoon,
Dick, dick,dick, dick, dick,dick, dick, dick, dick.

How many dicks is that?

A lot.

Then one day she meets a John Holmes motherfucker, and it's like, whoa baby.
I mean, this cat is like Charles Bronson in "The Great Escape." He's diggin tunnels.
Now she's gettin this serious dick action,
She's feelin something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain

It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt.
You know, her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now.
But when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts like it did the first time.
You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what is once like to be a virgin.
Hence, "Like a Virgin."

...Quentin Tarantino as Mr. Brown in Reservoir Dogs...my turn...

"If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it..d'you know what I mean?"

 

[Master Baiter]

That's a great one!
Rory in Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels: "If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it..d'you know what I mean?"

Try this: "Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c*nt... me. "

 

[baci2004]

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"You're in Ala-fuckin-bama. You killed a good old boy. There is no way this isn't going to trial. "

My Cousin Vinny


"I'm Not That Pristine!"

that would be "Breakfast Club" Molly Ringwald

 

[pineappleguy]

Try this: "Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c*nt... me. "

Snatch

Next: "You know that pain and guilt can't be taken away with a wave of a magic wand. They're the things we carry with us, the things that make us who we are. If we lose them, we lose ourselves. I don't want my pain taken away. I need my pain."

 

[Im4Sin]

Is it from Breakfast at Tiffany's

If so try "Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."

 

[Ginglay]

Mission impossible - paraphrase: a woman is like a monkey, just waiting for the next secure branch...

Outlaw josey wales: dying ain't much of a living, son!

Dirty Harry(enforcer?): go ahead, make my day!

 

[onthebottom]

"I'll tell you buddy, I'd be the luckiest guy in the world if that did it for me"

OTB

 

[Master Baiter]

Melvin in As Good As It Gets: "I'll tell you buddy, I'd be the luckiest guy in the world if that did it for me"


Try this: "Everybody's Hell is different. It's not all fire and pain. The real Hell is your life gone wrong."

 

[drd]

Try this: "Everybody's Hell is different. It's not all fire and pain. The real Hell is your life gone wrong."

....Albert in What dreams may come....how bout this one "I am Jack's raging bile duct"

 

[dax]

Fight Club narrator.


"You know there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you."

 

[JeremytheWicked]

Silent Bob in Clerks

Here's a classic

"What do you fags want?" and "She pulled back those tight orange panties and said 'Take a bite of Peach'"

 

[Master Baiter]

The Sailor in Wild at Heart: "She pulled back those tight orange panties and said 'Take a bite of Peach'"

"I got shoes older than you, kid; and tougher, too."