My 1000th post...

[Lou Siffer]

is coming up soon.

This is post 996.

Fair warning. I will stop posting at 999 until I have something really profound to post.

Any ideas?

(And, yes, the fact that I have given this some thought does make me a loser. The fact that you're reading this and thinking of responding.....)

 

[calloway]

I have an idea... tell us why you call yourself an "evil prick"?

 

[Cycleguy007]

Well then... consider this, a preemptive notation then Lou!

(Having said that... Profound? Guess you'll be stalled at 999 for awhile then... LOL)

 

[diverdown]

is coming up soon.

This is post 996.

Fair warning. I will stop posting at 999 until I have something really profound to post.

Any ideas?

(And, yes, the fact that I have given this some thought does make me a loser. The fact that you're reading this and thinking of responding.....)

One small post for a man, one giant post for mankin....................oh no sorry thats been done.

Stick to the basics...............

Veni Vidi Vici

 

[snowleopard]

Wow ... 1000 posts!! Now you'll know what it feels like to be insulted 1000 times on terb!

Congrats Lou

 

[RayFinkel]

Hey! congrats!!!! Lou.

We're sending Peaches over, right away!

 

[snowleopard]

Hey! congrats!!!! Lou.

We're sending Peaches over, right away!

Does that mean he gets 1000 butt slaps?

 

[Lou Siffer]

Hey! congrats!!!! Lou.

We're sending Peaches over, right away!

Is it really wrong that I've been mesmerized by this for the last five minutes?

Profound? Guess you'll be stalled at 999 for awhile then...

Yeah, maybe I'm shooting a little too high. Maybe better if I just try for changing one letter to make a new word. Never done that before. It could become my new favourite hobby!

I have an idea... tell us why you call yourself an "evil prick"?

registered user -- senior member -- fellated member -- turgid member -- evil prick

goes along with...

Lou Siffer -- LouSiffer -- LuSiffer -- Luciffer -- Lucifer

have some sympathy -- sympathy for the devil -- Stones


I really have given this too much thought haven't I?


So this is now post 998, I think.

999's gonna be a tough one. I may just be paralyzed by fear.

Edit: Hey, what if I just go back and continuously edit my old posts? Then I can stay 998 forever!

 

[Noir]

I was just about to suggest that! Quickly now Lou, delete your old posts that you dont need anymore! As they say, Recycle, reduce and repost!

 

[a 1 player]

I would have thought that multiples of 666 would be your target number.

Who are you again?

 

[Timbit]

I suggest you send a note to Shiek and ask him to delete 4 or 5 hundred of your posts so you don't have to worry about hitting 1000 until you're ready.

Timbit

 

[diverdown]

Hey Beelzebub, shouldnt it be some sweeping declaration of collapsing economies, crumbling industrial bases, escalating natural disasters, rampant religious fervour, death and distruction of unthinkable scale. Opps sorry again, already done daily and probably copy righted by CNN.

How about a nice long review of your favorite terb related experience and a nice long tdl.

 

[canada-man]

 

[snowleopard]

My 1000th post went by without any fanfare. I think I was supposed to get a BJ from Esco's cat, but Esco had already been banished by then and his cat along with him I presume. I was hoping to get a similar offer of a complimentary BJ from a certain other kitten (who shall remain nameless), who shares my interest in Noirish thrillers, sex, and the art of the pun, but for some inexplicable reason that didn't happen either. Do you suppose it's because I didn't come up with something profound like:"I hobby, therefore I am."

I guess I'll never know.

So what is the next milestone?

 

[papasmerf]

I guess I'll never know.

So what is the next milestone?

A summer BEAR-B-Q

 

[Cycleguy007]

So what is the next milestone?

Hey leppard: it really depends on your location.

 

[Mr. Lucky]

YOU WIN!

a free session with her

Make sure you use a condom

 

[Scenicdrive]

registered user -- senior member -- fellated member -- turgid member -- evil prick

goes along with...

Lou Siffer -- LouSiffer -- LuSiffer -- Luciffer -- Lucifer

have some sympathy -- sympathy for the devil -- Stones


I really have given this too much thought haven't I?


So this is now post 998, I think.

999's gonna be a tough one. I may just be paralyzed by fear.

Edit: Hey, what if I just go back and continuously edit my old posts? Then I can stay 998 forever!

Fear not Superman Lou!!! Post 999 may very well be the X-rated movie script for 'Evil Prick Conquers Sweet Pussy, Doggy Style'. *Wink, wink*

Oh Miss Sweet Pussy is a gift from Mr. Calloway for your 999th post. LOL!!!

 

[Scenicdrive]

Your 1000th Post???

How about 'Stiff Lou Hits The Triple Play Jackpot'???

Lou has it all: Miss Clitoris, Goddess Vagina, and Madame Anus, with Lou as the director, script writer, and actor all in one. LOL!!!