My aunt Rose...

[SchlongConery]

My aunt Rose decided to plant a herb garden.

I told her "Rosemary, it's about thyme."

 

[MissCroft]

Chive been wondering about your bad puns.

 

[Mr Deeds]

Did she live in oregan o

 

[Dougal Short]

This thread is going to be peppered with bad puns...

 

[MissCroft]

My sage advice would be to ignore this thread.

 

[Dougal Short]

My aunt Rose decided to plant a herb garden.

I don't want to sound like a jerk, but it's a bit chili for planting...

 

[Phil C. McNasty]

Does your aunt have a nice set of twolips??

 

[Twister]

My aunt Rose decided to plant a herb garden.

I told her "Rosemary, it's about thyme."

Does Rose like to play with a dill.do?

 

[Celticman]

My sage advice would be to ignore this thread.

You guys are getting Caraway with this but the Spice Girl Croft is Cumin on strong and beating your Vanilla efforts into pulp.

 

[alwayswantto]

That should curry favor with uncle Basil.

 

[oftenrong69]

Tell Rosemary to invite cori and er lover with ginger hair over for a romp in the hay.

 

[yolosohobby]

Butterface

 

[great bear]

Schlong is anise guy but his puns suck.

 

[Celticman]

Butterface

Disqualified for trying to spice things up with dairy

 

[great bear]

Disqualified for trying to spice things up with dairy

Not disqualified. It was a Holy Cow.

 

[Celticman]

Not disqualified. It was a Holy Cow.

Look out the window. We are not in India.

 

[great bear]

Look out the window. We are not in India.

Udderly correct.

 

[Celticman]

Udderly correct.

Moooving on

 

[great bear]

ya that was pretty cheesy...

he's no match for us seasoned punners

All spice and no fun makes for a dull boy.

 

[yolosohobby]

Damn, I got creamed. I only mint to contribute with a dilly Instead i laid a musturd.