Need Help....

[wrong hole]

Last weekend I went to the Court House (club) with some friends...it was a pretty good time having drinks and dancing....anyway I met this girl and had a great time talking to her...there was chemistry....she bought a round of lemon drop shooters, then I bought a round of cosmos(martinis). I ended up going back to her place....we were in the process of enjoying ourselves....then all of a sudden Mr. Happy became Mr. Softy in the middle of it...then it would be a semi...then soft....WTF....I thinking time must be catching up with me or the 10 drinks must have affected me more than it should.....but I've drank more than that on many occasions and never had 'performance problems'....it definitely wasn't the girl b/c she was really pretty and into it....I was pretty disappointed....I ended up DATY until she orgasm...she ended up being happy...

I don't want to take viagra b/c you need a prescription as well as plan ahead of time....or else you are stuck with a boner and no place to go...lol...and I don't think my problem is that serious to warrant viagra...does anyone know of natural remedies or non prescription remedies(vitamins, non prescription pills)...to help with 'performance problems'....just in case it happens again...

 

[Troops]

All i can say is that its all mental..........You've just experience what is called the jitters of meeting someone new. Its not everyday that you pick up a one nite stand........so the jitters are there. I can assure you that the second time around is much much easier becuase you've seen her naked and she's seen you naked. I just hope there is a second time for you. It also helps to not drink as much the second time around. if you are going to drink, drink only gin.

 

[pool]

I'd venture to guess it was the drinking. It happens, It's not a big deal ( literally ) I used to just drink more and then you really couldn't care less...

I quit drinking. Problem solved ..

btw I think the idea of viagra is only to "assist" you when stimulated, so you wouldn't really be dressed up with no where to go. It's not that hard to get, so I tried it once just to see what happens and just felt nauseous. Many who experiment with it have reported it enhances things considerably though. I think you only have to take it about an hour in advance and as long as you don't turn blue all should be well.

 

[wrong hole]

Thanks Troops

...but it wasn't the one night stand jitters....I've had my fair share of one night stands when I was at uni and travelling...I'm just a little freaked by it....

 

[submissivedave]

"wrong hole" ... I gotta say its your drinks man ...

Don't take viagra cause its still artificial man ... use your testosterones man ... and if you have a fetish, focus on it and it will get you hard in no time ...

For me, its feet feet feet, toes toes toes, arches arches arches, soles soles soles and shoes shoes shoes as well as my strong submission fetish ...

 

[Troops]

Then its the alcohol...............i know i can't perform to my full potential like i used to when i was in my 20's drinking like a fish and still fucking like an animal. Nowadays, most of the time i exchange numbers at the bar and hook up with them the next day. That particualar nite i'm too tired and drunk to even perform daty.

 

[Troops]

"wrong hole" ... I gotta say its your drinks man ...

Don't take viagra cause its still artificial man ... use your testosterones man ... and if you have a fetish, focus on it and it will get you hard in no time ...

For me, its feet feet feet, toes toes toes, arches arches arches, soles soles soles and shoes shoes shoes as well as my strong submission fetish ...

Dave you're a kid..........what the hell do you know. At your age you still fuck like a jack rabbit.

 

[submissivedave]

Oh Troops, great master ... please teach this poor soul how to meet women in bars ... what am I suppose to do? What do I say to them? How do I know if she is interested in me ... ?

Since school, I have never met any women yet ... please teach me how to meet women outside of the school ...

 

[Troops]

Oh Troops, great master ... please teach this poor soul how to meet women in bars ... what am I suppose to do? What do I say to them? How do I know if she is interested in me ... ?

Since school, I have never met any women yet ... please teach me how to meet women outside of the school ...

Sorry Dave........you begging like that is gonna cramp my style. So i'm gonna have to say NO!

STOP RUINING THIS THREAD. We're trying to help wronghole.........go away dave.

 

[submissivedave]

Fine, I'll do it another way ........

Troops, you fucking @sshole, tell me, and I mean it, I demand it, that you tell me how to get laid in bars !!!! Now !!!!

 

[Troops]

Fine, I'll do it another way ........

Troops, you fucking @sshole, tell me, and I mean it, I demand it, that you tell me how to get laid in bars !!!! Now !!!!

Okay......i'll teach you. Put on another 90lbs.......and stop acting soooooo GAY.

 

[submissivedave]

Put on 90 lbs??? I currently weigh 120 lbs ... if I do add another 90 lbs, that would make me 210 lbs ... no way man ...

I am gay only when I am on terb and with fellow terbies ... I may be submissive and "feminine" at times, but I am not gay ...

 

[Troops]

Okay.......back to wronghole.

Sometimes alcohol makes me pick up girls that i think are hot at the time under black lights.........but when its back to their place i sober up and i can now see that she's not all that sexy looking, so that is when i may have problems with my willy

 

[Top Jimmy]

Since school, I have never met any women yet ... please teach me how to meet women outside of the school ...

SubDave, perhaps your first problem is hanging around outside the school! Thats creepy! Go somewhere where the real women hang out, like... ... ... oh rats. I forget...

 

[wrong hole]

but when its back to their place i sober up and i can now see that she's not all that sexy looking, so that is when i may have problems with my willy

...no it wasn't that....never been that drunk to pick up a girl that I would regret waking up with the next day.....she was a 22 year old uni student.....I recall her telling me she was an areobic instuctor either at hart house or goodlife(can't remember which one) and had the body to back it up.....and no she wasn't a 'butta' face (everything is nice butta her face)...it wasn't that problem...

It could be the alcohol but like I said I've drank many times before and never had any problems...

thanks for your help guys....but do you know of any natural or non-prescription remedies...just in case Mr. Softy shows up again...

hey Al Cohol...it was nice chatting with you too.....I wonder if Keyser Soze ever got a lift from one of the ladies back to his hotel...

 

[submissivedave]

SubDave, ... Go somewhere where the real women hang out, like... ... ... oh rats. I forget...

Oh shut up ... why the fuck do you guys have to be a tease for man? Can't you help a brotha out gettin' laid man? with "real women" ??? LOL

 

[Troops]

Another thing you can try is maybe showering before sex............and while in the shower add some hair conditioner to your ass and stick your finger up your butt to increase a bit more blood flow to your penis. It may sound like a joke coming from me but this works too. Don't ask me how.......it just does.

 

[Troops]

Or just invest in a butt plug

Or if there isn't one handy in the shower then use a shampoo bottle.

BTW Daddy.........are you done with my butt plug? Can i have it back?

 

[pool]

A natural solution to a problem possibly caused unnaturally ...

Try a cock ring, wrong hole. As long as you can get it up it may help keep it up and they look cool too.