Need ideas for Halloween costume....

[wrong hole]

I was thinking of dressing up as Scott Baio from his highly acclaimed afterschool special movie "The Boy Who Drank Too Much".....this would entail a hockey helmet and several flask of booze....

Another custome idea I had - I was thinking of dressing up as Peter Pumpkinhead

"Peter Pumpkinhead came to town
Spreading wisdom and cash around
Fed the starving and housed the poor
Showed the vatican what gold's for
But he made too many enemies
Of the people who would keep us on our knees
Hooray for Peter Pumpkin
Who'll pray for Peter Pumpkinhead?"

a third idea I had was dressing up as a dude with a finger that smell like poo .....but unfortunately "poo finger" was not a big hit with the ladies last year.....I gotta stop dating high maintenance girls

 

[blitz]

Here is an offshoot of your "poo finger":

Doctor's smock and all sterotypical doctor aids

Cover the smock with chocolate pudding

Bam!

You're a proctologist

 

[wrong hole]

proctologists

I'm not a big fan of latex gloves....they itch too much

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Wrap yourself in cellophane, put on thigh-high dockers, fishnet stockings, pink leather panties, studded bra, dog collar and the pièce de résistance, an english cucumber stuffed down your rear.

Voila! You're dressed as Goober's Mom on her way to Arby's to pick her son up a Beef 'N Cheddar, curly fries and a Jamocha shake.

 

[blitz]

pass on the latex gloves

a buddy of mine did this two years ago and walked around eating pudding off of his smock and out of a sample jar

it was a popular but disgusting costume

 

[wrong hole]

Wrap yourself in cellophane, put on thigh-high dockers, fishnet stockings, pink leather panties, studded bra, dog collar and the pièce de résistance, an english cucumber stuffed down your rear.

Voila! You're dressed as Goober's Mom on her way to Arby's to pick her son up a Beef 'N Cheddar, curly fries and a Jamocha shake.

done that already during mardi gras.....didn't have a english cucumber...had to use spanish

 

[RayFinkel]

Get naked and wear your Roller Blades and go as a

Pull-Toy.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Go to Home Depot (TM) and buy 100 sheets of 50 grit sandpaper. Glue them to a body suit and go as The Shake.

 

[hambone]

If you have a date you can dress her as a brick and you can go as a bricklayer

 

[Fuzzy Thumper]

I'd go with Peter Pumpkinhead... probably the easiest to do, yet most difficult to successfully "pull off".

Except for "Poo-finger", of course....



*Begins odd little rabbit-dance...*

"Peter Pumpkinhead was too good
Had him nailed to a chunk of wood
He died grinning on live TV
Hanging there he looked a lot like you, and an awful lot like me..."