Nerds! A little help?

[Goober Mcfly]

I`ve been having problems with the internet all morning.

I can`t connect to www.cnn.com and a bunch of other sites, but I can connect to https://terb.cc and others.

Here`s a partial copy of the tracert for www.cnn.com

  4     8 ms     8 ms     8 ms  999.FastEthernet0-0-0.BB1.LON1.ALTER.NET [216.94.213.153]
  5    11 ms    11 ms    12 ms  144.ATM2-0.XR1.TOR2.ALTER.NET [152.63.133.102]
  6    12 ms    15 ms    13 ms  0.so-0-0-0.TL1.TOR2.ALTER.NET [152.63.2.109]
  7    30 ms    29 ms    30 ms  0.so-4-1-0.TL1.DCA6.ALTER.NET [152.63.2.106]
  8    31 ms    30 ms    30 ms  0.so-4-0-0.XL1.DCA5.ALTER.NET [152.63.32.137]
  9     *       31 ms    31 ms  0.so-6-0-0.BR1.DCA5.ALTER.NET [152.63.43.169]
 10    32 ms    32 ms    32 ms  66.185.145.5
 11    32 ms    32 ms    32 ms  bb1-vie-P1-0.atdn.net [66.185.139.128]
 12    45 ms    50 ms    44 ms  bb1-atm-P6-0.atdn.net [66.185.152.182]
 13    45 ms    47 ms    45 ms  pop1-atl-P4-0.atdn.net [66.185.136.17]
 14     *        *        *     Request timed out.
 15     *        *        *     Request timed out.
 16     *        *        *     Request timed out.
 17     *        *        *     Request timed out.

Anyone else getting hung up on accessing certain sites?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I can access CNN.com. As long as I can access my favorite Amish Porn sites I'm happy.

 

[auto doctor]

Maybe you been banded from CNN ??

 

[zydeco]

Sorry I can't assist Goober. I'm computer challenged. Are you still able to connect to www.strap-ons-R-US.com ?

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Well, I can access www.cnn.com, but the tracert still craps out.

 

[The Doctor]

Do you really want my help?

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Do you really want my help?

Are you a nerd?

 

[The Doctor]

Ah, good point.



</nevermind>

 

[Esco!]

Ask joebear, he's a PC genius
At least compared to me he is, which isnt saying much

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Goober try this, get an MS DOS prompt and then type:

Format C:/

 

[Esco!]

Fang is right, or try reboot and defragment. I hear it's the only way to access CNN

 

[antaeus]

swear at it. always never works for me.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Goober try this, get an MS DOS prompt and then type:

Format C:/

10 PRINT "THAT DIDN'T WORK, YOU FARKING ASSHAT!"
20 GOTO 10

 

[Speedo]

Make any changes to your browser, recently, Goob?
Adjust security sliders to "redirect pop-up ads to Sheik, Fang, The Doctor," that sort of thing?

 

[Anais North]

Goober broke the Internet.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Goober broke the Internet.

10 PRINT "SHOW US YOUR TITS!"
20 GOTO 10

 

[Anais North]

Is feeling sick seeing basic again

It has been a while...

*flashes tits to keep Goober happy*

 

[Photoguy]

Wow, didn't know Commodore Pets can surf... need to upgrade mine.. haha!

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Is feeling sick seeing basic again

#!/usr/bin/perl 

# import module
use Getopt::Long; 

# read options
$result = GetOptions ( "red" => $red,
    "blue" => $blue,
    "green" => $green );  
      

# print options
$red ? print "Sheik is an asshat" : print "Sheik is an asshat"; $blue ? print "Sheik is an asshat" : print "Sheik is an asshat"; $green ? print "Sheik is an asshat" : print "Sheik is an asshat";

Or....

$myvar = "Fark off Sheik!";
for ($i=0; $i<10; $i++) {
	echo $myvar."\n";

 

[Esco!]

# print options
$red ? print "Sheik is an asshat" : print "Sheik is an asshat"; $blue ? print "Sheik is an asshat" : print "Sheik is an asshat"; $green ? print "Sheik is an asshat" : print "Sheik is an asshat";

Couldnt help but notice you print in colors, goob