New bra invented!

[Perry Mason]

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
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At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.

Perry

 

[a 1 player]

Those women in the 1960's had the right idea when they burned them.

 

[ig-88]

Actually, I would have liked this.

I always liked the tight sweater or silky blouse look.