New Breathalizer test!

[Ceiling Cat]

A cop pulls a woman over and tells her that she was doing 75 in a 50 zone. The woman sais: Please don't give me a ticket, I only have 2 points left and I will loose my licence. The cop Sais: OK, maybe we can handle this another way. Then he unzips and pulls his dick out of his pants. The woman sais: Ohh no! Not another breathalizer test!

 

[RayFinkel]

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[Cycleguy007]

ARREST ME! PLEASE!

 

[RayFinkel]

ARREST ME! PLEASE!

 

[Cycleguy007]

I think a very thorough interrogation is needed!

 

[RayFinkel]

Layin' down the LAW!

http://btaw.juggcrew.com/163/?t=15&nats=picdom;7364:Revshare:BTAW,0,0,0,62913

 

[gabeti]

He, he, good one.

 

[amber-jade]

A cop pulls a woman over and tells her that she was doing 75 in a 50 zone. The woman sais: Please don't give me a ticket, I only have 2 points left and I will loose my licence. The cop Sais: OK, maybe we can handle this another way. Then he unzips and pulls his dick out of his pants. The woman sais: Ohh no! Not another breathalizer test!

i've taken that test before......




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[The Bandit]

Celing Cat....I think that story is older than me.

 

[The LoLRus]

Celing Cat....I think that story is older than me.

Were breathalyzers around in the 1920's??

 

[Ceiling Cat]

Bandit is so old..................

...........How old is he?

Bandit is so old that he went to his high school reunion and his old GF gave him a GUM JOB!

 

[The Bandit]

Ceiling Cat..look at your post, it looks like it's written in Grade 1 with crayons.

 

[Ceiling Cat]

AWwwww..............Gramps, let me play with my crayons a little longer!!!!!

 

[Cycleguy007]

That's because he's not allowed to use pens or pencils... (Sharp objects are a hazard to people of questionable chemical imbalance!)

 

[HAMSTER INSPECTOR]

Cat,

I think you cheezed Bandit off with the old geezer comment!

 

[HAMSTER INSPECTOR]

Bandit: Giving a breathalizer test!



http://www.mambagalleries.com/hpf_blog/content/may/retro/010.jpg

 

[RayFinkel]

 

[The LoLRus]