From the Vancouver Sun
http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/news/story.html?id=2d746ec1-bc48-47a4-b5c7-844e672d728a
Well, it's better than the skate and the flying-V
Column by Iain Macintyre, Vancouver Sun
Published: Wednesday, August 29, 2007
They could be pink and made from velour. Or velveteen. They could have the drape of Luciano Pavarotti's dressing gown or Mama Cass's mumu. They could have puffy sleeves like Seinfeld's shirt, or puffy pants like Ronald McDonald's or fit like Toller Cranston's costumes.
The numbers could be in braille and the logo something bizarre and indecipherable like, say, an orange flying-V. The sweaters might be accessorized by a shawl or long pants like the Philadelphia Flyers wore in the 1980s. There could be elbow patches or, worse, tassels.
The colour could be washed out like white asparagus and, like the vegetable, make your urine smell. Worse than it already did.
The Vancouver Canucks' new uniforms could be any of these things and if the National Hockey League team won a Stanley Cup in them, our city would happily become the worst-dressed on the planet.
Who among you hockey fans would not trade cool clothes for one measly Stanley Cup parade?
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They'll look splendid if the Canucks start the season 5-0. And if they start 0-5, Karl Lagerfeld couldn't help them.
"Ultimately, when you look around at league-wide jersey sales," Linden said, "it's who has won a lot that [determines] which ones are successful."
Bieksa said: "I'm not surprised by the interest but I am happy about it. We were talking about that in the dressing room before we went out, that only in Canada would 6,000 people come to watch a sweater launch. Everyone will debate the jersey and what they like and what they don't like."
Complaints will continue even after it starts soaring off store shelves in two weeks.