I just thought you'd like to see a few of these as well, I couldn't resist!!
~QUIET SEX~
Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out
and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session,
"How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?"
She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're
never home!"
~HAPPINESS~
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to
make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman
says..... "I'll miss you."
~CONFOUNDED SEX~
A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood"
was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him
that modern
medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his
insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was
considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be
$3,500 for "small, $6,500 for "medium, $14,000 for
"large." The man was sure he would
want a medium or large,but the doctor urged him to talk it
over with his wife before he made any decision.
The man called his wife on the phone and explained their
options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man
looking dejected. "Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the
doctor. The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen".
*Smiles*
Nyyla
