Nikita Again... Virtually!

[Stoo]

Well I had an interesting session tonight with Nikita, boys. We were chatting away on Messenger, when she confessed to being horny. Since I hate to see a woman in need, we excanged a few suggestive lines, mainly to plan our next 'in-the flesh' encounter.

One thing led to another, and next thing you know, I'm watching her on her webcam... first a little strip tease, then a little finger action... pretty hot stuff. Not like being there, but pretty cool.

Nikita mentioned that she was expecting a friend soon, so she'd have to go. I suggested she should surprise him and see what happens.

Next thing we knew... he was at the door. She opened the door (off cam, of course) in the nude and invited him in. At my suggestion, she dropped to her knees and started blowing him! Pizza Boy (his new screen 'nom') performed admirably, and enjoyed his surprise (duh!). For my viewing pleasure, he bent her over her chair and gave her the big pepperoni, plowing away before depositing his special dipping sauce across those gorgeous breasts. Ain't technology wonderful!

He and I exchanged a few messages as well... I thanked him for the show and he thanked me for the surprise! (I think the plan was for them to watch a movie)

Overall, I rate Nikita a 10 as usual, and I give Pizza Boy an 11 for his unbridled passion and ability to deliver in 5 minutes or free!

Great fun guys... except you left me all horned up!

 

[ceo8888ca]

Stoo, you're da man with the ideas..

I can only ponder here.. what's next ?

Maybe we can set her up with one of these virtual touch gloves and let her give you a virtual HJ. Yes, what I say is available - in a lab environment at least.

So, is pizza boy a customer ? Stoo, will you play pizza man for us next time???

 

[Stoo]

Wasn't really my idea...

LOL... I just suggested it. She's the one who took the bull by the 'orn, so to speak.

Pizza Boy wasn't a customer, but an old boyfriend... now just a pal. I figure he owes me

As for me making a film debut with Nikita...? Well I hate to disappoint, but if you got a vision of my pasty white ass in the same screen shot as Nikita stuck in your head, you would just never think of her the same way again. It'd ruin Nikita's career and kill your sex drive for a month! (Well, in your case, maybe a couple of hours!)

 

[GENTLEMAN_Wloo]

Nikita....you're the best! Now I want to quit my job and become a pizza delivery boy.... It may not pay very well, but the "benefits" sound sweet!

 

[Stoo]

Dipping Sauce and Being Adventurisitc...

Thank you for being so adventuristic...

Nikita, I don't think that this is a word, but you're welcome! I am starting a new diet... garlic three times a day! I aim to deliver the spicy dipping sauce you crave

And actually, my keyboard is fine... I was too awestruck to awestroke!

I'm going to send my ISP a note to increase the hours on my package... so to speak.

 

[Rogie]

Two things:

1. I like the adventuristic word even though it's not real - combines adventurous with voyeuristic, which it sounds like the experience was.

2. Stoo i only have one thing to say:

BASTAGE!

creeps off into corner to cry in jealousy

 

[Stoo]

Speaking of new words...

BASTAGE!

Rogie... I like this one too.

If I am, in fact, an Adventuristic Bastage, then life is good! Although, being a Participatorifiying Bastage ain't bad either...

 

[GENTLEMAN_Wloo]

hot & spicy

...You should have seen the look on pizza boys face when I opened the door in the nude!!

Gentleman, I would love for you to be my pizza boy!! Just remember.....I like my pizza hot and spicy with extra "sauce"and tonnes of sausage! Oh..and I like to to have pizza everyday...maybe twice...

Nikita... I will be your pizza boy any day! Twice a day...whew, I am going to have to eat my wheatties! One thing though, I should mention that "fully dressed" is not on the menu. My advice is to only order minimal toppings other than the extra sauce and hot sausage!
But we may need some ice if the sausage is too hot! (you know what I mean Nikita)

Stoo: maybe too much participatory pontificating ...

(reminder: gotta get a better resolution P.C. screen)

 

[Rogie]

Bastage...

Stoo,

As much as i would love to take credit for the word i'm afraid i first came across it in a really bad Michael Keaton flick called Johnny Dangerously where they changed the swear words for comedic effect (and to keep their AA rating so yutes like me could get in). Sadly this one has stuck with me to this day.

Roman Moronie (Richard Dimitri): You fargon sneaky bastage. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove um up your icehole. Dirty som-on-a-batches. My own club.

 

[GENTLEMAN_Wloo]

Re: Bastage...

... so yutes like me could get in...

Rogie: Yutes ... hmm... scratching my head to remember that one (Stoo: no, not that head). You must have spent your youth in movies. If my memory is right, I think you are also recalling another phrase from Vinny Gambini and "My cousin Vinnie". Ok, I spent too much time at the movies too.

Stoo: well done again! Hey, do you know which pizza joint Nikita orders from as I gotta get my resume out....

 

[Rye]

So guys
How does a newbee like me get to meet Nikita?
Any suggestions????

 

[Stoo]

Bastages and other Lip Flips...

Great quotation Rogie... must have been TMN...

G_Who... from what I read in the other thread, you have by-passed the hiring process and gone straight to delivering the sausage... no doubt this beat going to church... although I suspect a few "Oh Gods" were muttered...


Rye... I posted a suggestion in the other thread... but you just might have to face reality... It Sucks to be You!

 

[GENTLEMAN_Wloo]

Stoo .. as usual...you always make me laugh!

Yup...I must "confess" that definitely more than a few "Oh Gods" were muttered. I am going to sleep well tonight (thank you Nikita). Unless of course there are more pizza deliveries planned...

G_W

 

[calloway]

I had the honour of spending some "quality time" with Nikita over the weekend. If you didn't know, I am now Nikita's TQM (Total Quality Management) advisor. My official role is to vary my Nikita appointments to ensure that the quality of service is maintained throughout. I am pleased to inform the other members of the "Nikita Club" that she is as good at the start as she is at the end... and does she ever have a gorgeous "end". I'm sorry if I tired her out for you CEO... but at least when you arrived she had a huge smile on her face.

Nikita and I went into some serious pre-Olympic training for the upcoming games. But as most of you already know, there is no trip to Greece available with Nikita... physically speaking. We ran through a series of events... mostly gymnastics and floor exercises. Judges from North America would have given Nikita a 10 out of 10 for outstanding form... but we still need to work on the European judges. Nikita has that incredible natural ability to keep her legs perfectly above her head without her knees bending. In addition, and as outlined in the Olympic rules, her toes were pointed perfectly to the ceiling. Some of the training involved mirrors, which of course were used to ensure that all the proper mechanics and technical judging elements were done. From a series of different angles, it definitely appeared that full and thorough extensions were being applied and the proper arching of her back and hips completed. This is a critical stage as we try to knock off the #1 rated Romanian team. One of the most challenging elements was the floor exercise, with Nikita and I having to be at our best. It was demanding. This new Olympic event involved starting at one side of the room with Nikita bent over doggie style in the officially approved and weighted chair. Our job, by working together of course, was to move the chair across that room as far as we could. The whistle blew and we began... it was all about pace, coordination and concentration. Nikita was amazing. Somehow with her head buried... she was able to keep the chair going straight. 10 feet... 20 feet... 30 feet... the crowd outside the door was going wild. With relative ease we passed the North American record and only the World record set by the Italians stood in our way. Then tragedy struck... the glass patio doors. Nikita never gave up as her head continued to pound the glass doors and curtains. "Keep going" she yelled... as I tried in vain to not damage her Olympic toned body. There was one last hope... thrust in the rhythm of the Canadian anthem. That way she could tell what note was going to be next and she could protect her head from further damage. I obviously loved the three quick thrusts of "CAN-A-DA"... but this was work and I had to concentrate. The time allowed for the event ended and we collapsed in laughter on the bed. With heart beats racing... and as her coach... now was the time to work a few more muscles. It ended in a non-Olympic event and everyone in the building knew we were there. Just a tremendous workout session. Thank you Nikita... an amazing day by an amazing young woman.

 

[ceo8888ca]

Calloway, did you ..

Did you register Nikita to ISO9001 while you were at it ? On second thought, you can't do that since you will have a conflict of interests..

I am still looking for Nikita's "Opportunities for Improvement" without much success every time I see her. Seems she is darn near perfection...

 

[Stoo]

Calloway... For possibly the first time ever, I find myself utterly speechless.

 

[GENTLEMAN_Wloo]

Calloway the judging numbers are now in ... you got a

9.9.........9.8 ......... 9.9 ........ 9.7 ........ 3.0 ........10

The 10 was from me. Ok, I'll admit I have a personal bias whenever Nikita is involved. And the 3.0 came from the judge from France, but she apparently has been known to take a bribe or two in the past. Also, she was seen talking to the Romanian team, who Nikita beat in the early competition, so we can discount that one. Also, you realize that the compulsory drug testing will have to be performed...to ensure there was no doping. The entire event, particularly the ending was truly patriotic, it had me standing at attention so to speak. Well done!


Stoo ..speechless ... say it ain't so!