"no restrictions" my ass

[northern_bear]

I'm getting pretty sick of all these adds that say things like "no restrictions" and "anything goes".

But when you call them up, it turns out that there are tons of restrictions, and everything most definetly does not go. I'm wasting precious phone minutes on misleading adds.

"So I saw your add, you said anything goes?"
"Yes, that's right."
"OK, so you'll do Greek."
"Uh, no, sorry. Everything except that."
"Well then, how about COF, or CIF."
"ah, sorry, I don't do that either."

. . . OK, fine, fine. I'll just give you the clevland steamer and then you can get dressed and leave.

 

[antlerman]

Call the goverment branch of Consumer and Coorprate Affairs. Misleading Advertising Branch........they might investiage and lay charges of misleading advertising....hahahaha

But on a serious note......it does suck.....or there might be restrictions that there is no sucking allowed!!!!

 

[FalconHawk]

You guys should have had enough experience to know that you cannot believe a word regarding the way these girls advertise. They will say anything and when you catch them on their inconsistencies they play stupid or get offended. Treat it as just part of the hobby; it is'nt going to change.

 

[Grand Formage]

Northern Bear,

When I saw the title to your thread I thought you were offering your own ass, no restrictions. I assumed JPsoHot or Antlerman might have wanted to take you up on your offer.

 

[alexxxis]

You guys should have had enough experience to know that you cannot believe a word regarding the way these girls advertise. They will say anything and when you catch them on their inconsistencies they play stupid or get offended. Treat it as just part of the hobby; it is'nt going to change.

For those reading this thread...
the above statement is not true for ALL SPs...
im sorry that it's the case "most" of the time, but please do not categorize all people the same and know that there are some "gems" in this city.

 

[CUTTERBUCK]

I'm getting pretty sick of all these adds that say things like "no restrictions" and "anything goes".

But when you call them up, it turns out that there are tons of restrictions, and everything most definetly does not go. I'm wasting precious phone minutes on misleading adds.

"So I saw your add, you said anything goes?"
"Yes, that's right."
"OK, so you'll do Greek."
"Uh, no, sorry. Everything except that."
"Well then, how about COF, or CIF."
"ah, sorry, I don't do that either."

. . . OK, fine, fine. I'll just give you the clevland steamer and then you can get dressed and leave.

Terb has a wealth of information available, before seeing a lady, do your homework. Search and PM are your best friend.

 

[northern_bear]

Northern Bear,

When I saw the title to your thread I thought you were offering your own ass, no restrictions. I assumed JPsoHot or Antlerman might have wanted to take you up on your offer.

Sure. They can have my ass, with no restrictions.

I don't do greek though. No rimming either. In fact, no physical contact below the waste will be permitted. Otherwise no restrictions.

 

[northern_bear]

Terb has a wealth of information available, before seeing a lady, do your homework. Search and PM are your best friend.

Yes, but then I'd miss out on all the "new" girls.

I want to get in there and tap that before the rest of you perverts have had a chance to write a review.

 

[Horny B]

New Girls Ya Right ! First One I doubt it, most of them already have some mileage when they start in the business. They just change a Hobby that they have to a $ hobby. But my point is that new girls can be highly deceiving. Have done 2 this fall, and the first one was kicked out of the Agency within a week or so cause of the complaint of the Clients. The second one was so shy that it was not even funny. My point is that if you don't have S.P. who's really able to cope with the trade, might as well trow $200.00 in the fire.
And yes I admit it I am a pervert-

 

[JoyfulC]

Well, it just goes to show -- just because you ask about something up front and get an assurance doesn't mean they're going to come through once you (and your $$) are actually in the door.

Some providers will say anything to get you in the door because they know that most guys don't have the gumption to turn on their heels once they get there and find out that there's been a misrepresentation.

Is it unethical? Sure is. But unfortunately, it's also rewarding because so many guys seem to think that discussing everything up front is some kind of an assurance.

It's just not. It's a better bet that the chick that will cop to nothing in advance will go further than the one who will tell you whatever you want to hear on the phone. Some girls work on repeat business.

Good luck!

..c..

 

[Horny B]

Quoted from JoyfulC " Most guys don't have the gumption to turn on their heels once they get there and find out that there's been a misrepresentation."

I agree with that statement. I have been there seeing the Girl and feeling like running the hell out of there. In one case I was able to do it because I knew that I would never go back to that Agency. But in other case what prevented me from turning back was the treath that the Agency which I was dealing with would refuse to deal with me in the future? Was kind of caught as I had other Girls that I really, really wanted to see who were working for the same Agency. Find that it's kind of catch 22 situation. Don't know how to find a middle point on that one?