Office Consultant

[DbV]

My office needed reorganizing, so I dropped by my favorite office consultant this afternoon in Kitchner, not far from Victoria Street and River Road. Those who are familiar with this consultant will know who/where. Those who don't can sod off! I didn't have an appointment, but luckily the principal consultant squeezed me in. The consultant provided some useful tips on how to avoid clutter, and also demonstrated some great organization tips, such as:

- ample chests can be used to great effect
- cubby holes are excellent storage solutions
- a well-decorated and maintained office space invites maximum effort and productivity
- maintaining the office at a proper temperature enhances employee output

My office was uncluttered - twice. The net result was worth the consulting fee!

 

[Rye]

Ahhh Yes!!!!
I too have had a consultation and found the service exceptional.
I have several offices that need attention.
Are all the consultants as helpful ans the primary consultant?
Which others would you recomend?

 

[calloway]

Full marks DbV... very creative. When I saw the topic heading... I smiled and was going to tell you to contact this person. Then I read the rest of the thread and had a good laugh.

I was trying to figure out what this lady might say when she finally does read this. My guess is something like... "the quality of his wood was outstanding. Durable... strong and yet soft to the touch."

 

[DbV]

"the quality of his wood was outstanding. Durable... strong and yet soft to the touch."

Wow, a positive review of me by Calloway!

 

[DbV]

Thanks!

 

[turgid]

Mis-spelling

It is spelled:O-R-I-F-I-C-E. Please correct before handing in your completed essay.

 

[kinks_r_us]

Time to decorate?

So, I'm gonna be shopping very soon for some new office filing cabinets, partitions, etc.....this place sounds quite close to my buddy Shauna....hmmm...maybe I could take care of 2 birds with one stone (or stick) by chance????

...and a Whistle Dog to help revive my energy.....

 

[CUTTERBUCK]

Who the hell are you guys talking about?

 

[calloway]

Who the hell are you guys talking about?

You're obviously overworked right now Cutterbuck and need a holiday. I'd like to suggest a Hawaiian vacation where young women in grass skirts welcome you as you step off the plane by saying "Aloha"

 

[kinks_r_us]

Aloha to YOU too !!!

........ young women in grass skirts welcome you as you step off the plane by saying "Aloha"

.....VVRRROOOOOMMMMMM.....<right over his head>.....

The Meaning of Aloha:

The Aloha Spirit is pervasive in the Hawaiian Islands. Living Aloha is living with warmth, compassion, genuine caring, and happiness. Here is the true meaning of Aloha.


A stands for Akahai, meaning kindness, to be expressed with tenderness.

L stands for Lokahi, meaning unity, to be expressed with harmony.

O stands for Olu’olu, meaning agreeable, to be expressed with pleasantness.

H stands for Ha’aha’a, meaning humility, to be expressed with modesty.

A stands for Ahonui, meaning patience, to be expressed with perseverance.

 

[Musketeer]

Aloha.....

I think I need an "Hawaiian Vacation" soon.

You bad boys in K-W are great!

 

[rip_hymen]

I went looking for this place today and couldn't find it. Not being from the KW area, I could have gone right past it and not even noticed. I got as far as Frederick and then there was a road closure so I turned around. Was I even close?

 

[Aloha]

real close

your getting warmer.... warmer...very hot....

 

[Aloha]

?

The question is what are you doing up so early. Did someone wake you up gently..wet and warm..( S_____ Style)?

 

[prettybird]

Aloha....hey babe...
you've been getting alot of good reviews...miss ya,
Pm me!

 

[Aloha]

Indy

So sorry I may have ruined your desk. I assume the wood has swollen from so much liquid being spilt on it.

 

[calloway]

I assume the wood has swollen from so much liquid being spilt on it.

Just for clarification... did you say you "spilt" or "spit" on Indy's wood?

 

[Musketeer]

Ummmm.......this Office Consultant seems worth consulting.

I'm glad Indy survived to tell the tale. Lol!

 

[Musketeer]

Shauna, thanks... I think it was ... but, hey, I'm not going to complain ! Hmmmmmm, I think this may even qualify for a Guinness record!


Calloway, it was spilt, but there was so much liquid involved, and I was a bit delirious and incoherent at the time, so it was hard to say for sure!

Musketeer, Thanks! Definitely worth checking out if your office is in need of some reorganization!

My Office is a disaster right now. Reorganization sounds good. Your recommendations are always welcome 'indy.'

 

[magicmanofmassage]

So sorry I may have ruined your desk. I assume the wood has swollen from so much liquid being spilt on it.

Shauna, I have NEVER heard a guy complain about his "woody" getting swollen! That makes him a lucky guy.
As far as "squirting", I've had that pleasure with someone before. What a turn on, it brought me back to her again and again!