Official Asshat Club

[drlove]

Ok... time to expose the secret society around here.. you know who you are! (mostly mods, but anyway..) I'm feeling a bit left out; I want to join, too!

Just a few preliminary questions beforehand:

1) Is it like the Stonecutters?? You know, secret meetings held in the cavernous regions deep below Terb Headquarters??

2) What arduous tasks must be performed before becoming a full pledged member??

3) Does Fred know about this??

4) And most important of all, when do I get to hit Goober, Cardinal Fang et. al. over the head with a fish??

 

[Meesh]

You forgot the sacred rites where we dance naked around the deleted threads repository. (Which doesn't exist...no...really, it doesn't!)

Fred knows. We used to dance naked around him but that was just TOO weird.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

I thought we weren't talking about GTAC anymore...

Just joking...

 

[onthebottom]

You have to be blown by Goobers Mom, careful what you wish for.

OTB

 

[drlove]

I see...

See the interests section of this link http://69.90.73.244/vbulletin/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=158

A special priveledge reserved only for elite members...

 

[eyeofthedragon]

Upon getting your membership you also receive a personalized mechanical pencil and a frisbee with "Treat Em with Respect Boys " printed on it.


A secret society what an idea





Wolverines!

 

[The Doctor]

I thought all the talk of a Secret Society died when The Shake left.

 

[TheNiteHwk]

To join You must answer some skill testing questions...

Where is the yatch?

Why are all the stores in London sold out of gum?

Do Aliens really exist?

Are they intelligent beings?

Define "high mileage".

And finally

Is that fish out of Lake Ontario?

 

[MojoRisin']

You have to be blown by Goobers Mom.

OTB

So basically anyone can get in then? Are you sure you dont have too many members already?