Ohio Man calls 911 after hooker disappoints in eatery bathroom

WoodPeckr

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Another Darwin Award candidate?
Just remembered, our Terbie bottie is from Cincinnati......hope that wasn't him!
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Shortchanged At White Castle?

APRIL 5--Meet William Ferris.

The Ohio man yesterday paid a prostitute $50 with the understanding that he would receive a full menu of sexual services in the bathroom of a White Castle in Cincinnati. However, when the hooker only performed oral sex on him, Ferris--who was also expecting vaginal sex--contacted police to report that he had just been robbed.

When Hamilton County Sheriff's Office deputies responded to Ferris's 911 call, his 'story began to fall apart,' according to an arrest report. Ferris admitted that he was not, in fact, robbed by his unidentified paid date. In an interview, a frustrated Ferris told TSG that he expected 'all of it for $50,' but just got 'kissing and sucking' during the 20-minute bathroom encounter. He added that the hooker picked the White Castle for their assignation since its bathroom locked (and not because of the eatery's tasty belly bombers).

The unemployed Ferris, charged with solicitation and making a false police report, was scheduled to be arraigned today on the misdemeanor counts. He told TSG that he will be charged with trespassing if he returns to the White Castle on Harrison Avenue.
 

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Seems that is the case Moraff

Meanwhile further South, down in the Republican bible belt this happened!.....


Never Call The Cops With A Consumer Complaint About Your Hooker

November 23, 2010

The next time Ryan McNames wants to lodge a consumer complaint, he’ll know better than to call the Columbia Police Department.

The Missouri man, 19, dialed cops Saturday night to report that he paid $60 to a pair of prostitutes to perform sexual acts for him. As McNames described it, the deal called for one woman to show him her breasts, while the other would perform oral sex on him in the living room of his mobile home at the Columbia Regency Trailer Court.

While “the first woman showed him her chest,” police reported, the second hooker “took the $60 without holding up her end of the deal (oral sex).” The pair then “jumped in their car and left,” according to a police press release. That’s when McNames made the mistake of calling cops to report that he was a larceny victim.

He also requested that officers contact the woman who did not fellate him and “get $40 of his money back,” police reported.

McNames, who admitted knowing that it was illegal to pay for sex, was later arrested for patronizing prostitution. After being booked on a misdemeanor rap, McNames, pictured in the above mug shot, bonded out of jail after posting $500.
 

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William Ferris & Ryan McNames

Just a couple good ol' boys, trying to get themselves nominated for a Darwin award.
 

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I'll never eat at White Castle in the same frame of mind again. It must have been the Rochefort dressing.
 
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