I said I'd post a sex horror story for you, and this is the most horrific......
I call it the Case of the Rubick's Vagina.
The girl's name was Linz on ICQ, and she was younger, at 20, I was 28 at the time. We had talked for a couple weeks at this point, off and on, and called a few times on the phone. We had phone sex as well, which told me that this wasn't going to be too difficult to land, really, so I pushed to meet her. She broke down one night, and asked me to meet her because she had to stay at her grandma's apartment and didn't want to be alone.
So, I head out, and let me preface this by saying "sight unseen" this time. Well, she meets me in the lobby, and she's okay looking.....a solid 6. I have a very tough rating scale, so that's very doable. She's about 5'5", around 135 lbs, decent body from what I can see. We go up in the elevator, I hold her hand to initiate contact, then we go to the apartment.
We sit on the couch and watch a bit of TV, and then she complains her back in hurting her a bit, so I tell her I'll massage it out. I get to work on her back, then complain that I can't really get to do it right with all those clothes on......LOL.......corny line, but it works with most women to get things moving in the right direction. So, she takes her bra off under her shirt and pulls it out of the arm of her shirt, not exactly what I was going for, but it loosens her up a bit. So, I start to use some liberties and reach around and start to feel her breasts, well, she didn't have very large breasts, which is a shame. Some nipple pinching, and she starts to get into it, I reach under and start to remove her shirt and then kiss her. I take her hand and move it to my crotch, although she wouldn't grab it, so I took off my belt as we kissed. That gave her more of a hint to get to work, so she undid my pants and opened them up and reached in as my mouth worked on her nipples.
She then suggested to go to the bedroom. We got in there, me shedding my clothes other than my boxers. She takes offer her pants, but leaves her panties on. I soon figure out why........We get on the bed, I move up to her from the foot of the bed, and start to kiss her nipples, then take her panties on, and holy cow!!!! First, the odor was terrible, it was like an unshowered three day armpit. Not good. Second, it was the most baffling vagina I've ever seen. As I said before, it was a Rubick's Vagina. I was utterly confused. All there was, was a slit, no pussy lips, or even a hint of them. It was all Labia Majora, or as I called it the Flabbia Labia. It was very befuddling, so I try to search a little down there, with my fingers to see if I can recognize anything. Nope! I looked for a while, tried to open it up and see, but I couldn't get close enough for the odor, so now I'm thinking of ways to get out, I mean, I've gone this far.
So, she must have enjoyed my ministrations down there and I'm still baffled as to how, but then she said she wants me to fuck her hard. So, even though I didn have condoms, I said I don't have any and that I don't do it without. Of course, she has some. Hmmmm, okay, she tells me where it is, I pretend not to find them, she says she'll get them and does. Okay, so now I'm soft again, so I put my dick near her head, she doesn't get the hint and just uses her hand, so I take her hand away and move it to her mouth, then she finally gets it. So, after some oral, she says, okay, you're hard now fuck me. She puts the condom on me, and I get in position, missionary and start at her. I know, I'm a pussy, I should have just packed up and left, but didn't want to hurt her feelings, and hoping to get it over quickly, I go at it hard. Well, 20 mins. later, not much happening, so I tell her it's her turn to get on top. Well, 20 minutes of that, me with my eyes closed trying to forget what I've seen so far and imagine a normal pussy, and still nothing, in fact, I wasn't even hard anymore, so I don't know what kind of enjoyment she could have possibly been getting. I finally tell her that it's not going to happen for me and roll her off.
I get up take the condom off, wash my hands and my dick really good. I can tell she is feeling really bad that I couldn't finish, and she wants me to stay. I've already put my shirt and boxers on and moved to the living room and she follows me, still naked. I sit down on the couch and she's talking about me staying, and how she wants to make up for it. So, I tell her she can make it up to me, so, she says how, and I tell her I want to cum on her tits. Well, she is up for it, so a combo hand/blowjob, and I finish, wipe up and get ready to leave. I say thanks and have a good night. She says bye and I leave.
Needless to say, after that hygiene and genital problem, I wasn't going back.
I don't know how that ranks for you, Miranda, but I hope that it was good for you. It wasn't for me!
Coolguy.
I call it the Case of the Rubick's Vagina.
The girl's name was Linz on ICQ, and she was younger, at 20, I was 28 at the time. We had talked for a couple weeks at this point, off and on, and called a few times on the phone. We had phone sex as well, which told me that this wasn't going to be too difficult to land, really, so I pushed to meet her. She broke down one night, and asked me to meet her because she had to stay at her grandma's apartment and didn't want to be alone.
So, I head out, and let me preface this by saying "sight unseen" this time. Well, she meets me in the lobby, and she's okay looking.....a solid 6. I have a very tough rating scale, so that's very doable. She's about 5'5", around 135 lbs, decent body from what I can see. We go up in the elevator, I hold her hand to initiate contact, then we go to the apartment.
We sit on the couch and watch a bit of TV, and then she complains her back in hurting her a bit, so I tell her I'll massage it out. I get to work on her back, then complain that I can't really get to do it right with all those clothes on......LOL.......corny line, but it works with most women to get things moving in the right direction. So, she takes her bra off under her shirt and pulls it out of the arm of her shirt, not exactly what I was going for, but it loosens her up a bit. So, I start to use some liberties and reach around and start to feel her breasts, well, she didn't have very large breasts, which is a shame. Some nipple pinching, and she starts to get into it, I reach under and start to remove her shirt and then kiss her. I take her hand and move it to my crotch, although she wouldn't grab it, so I took off my belt as we kissed. That gave her more of a hint to get to work, so she undid my pants and opened them up and reached in as my mouth worked on her nipples.
She then suggested to go to the bedroom. We got in there, me shedding my clothes other than my boxers. She takes offer her pants, but leaves her panties on. I soon figure out why........We get on the bed, I move up to her from the foot of the bed, and start to kiss her nipples, then take her panties on, and holy cow!!!! First, the odor was terrible, it was like an unshowered three day armpit. Not good. Second, it was the most baffling vagina I've ever seen. As I said before, it was a Rubick's Vagina. I was utterly confused. All there was, was a slit, no pussy lips, or even a hint of them. It was all Labia Majora, or as I called it the Flabbia Labia. It was very befuddling, so I try to search a little down there, with my fingers to see if I can recognize anything. Nope! I looked for a while, tried to open it up and see, but I couldn't get close enough for the odor, so now I'm thinking of ways to get out, I mean, I've gone this far.
So, she must have enjoyed my ministrations down there and I'm still baffled as to how, but then she said she wants me to fuck her hard. So, even though I didn have condoms, I said I don't have any and that I don't do it without. Of course, she has some. Hmmmm, okay, she tells me where it is, I pretend not to find them, she says she'll get them and does. Okay, so now I'm soft again, so I put my dick near her head, she doesn't get the hint and just uses her hand, so I take her hand away and move it to her mouth, then she finally gets it. So, after some oral, she says, okay, you're hard now fuck me. She puts the condom on me, and I get in position, missionary and start at her. I know, I'm a pussy, I should have just packed up and left, but didn't want to hurt her feelings, and hoping to get it over quickly, I go at it hard. Well, 20 mins. later, not much happening, so I tell her it's her turn to get on top. Well, 20 minutes of that, me with my eyes closed trying to forget what I've seen so far and imagine a normal pussy, and still nothing, in fact, I wasn't even hard anymore, so I don't know what kind of enjoyment she could have possibly been getting. I finally tell her that it's not going to happen for me and roll her off.
I get up take the condom off, wash my hands and my dick really good. I can tell she is feeling really bad that I couldn't finish, and she wants me to stay. I've already put my shirt and boxers on and moved to the living room and she follows me, still naked. I sit down on the couch and she's talking about me staying, and how she wants to make up for it. So, I tell her she can make it up to me, so, she says how, and I tell her I want to cum on her tits. Well, she is up for it, so a combo hand/blowjob, and I finish, wipe up and get ready to leave. I say thanks and have a good night. She says bye and I leave.
Needless to say, after that hygiene and genital problem, I wasn't going back.
I don't know how that ranks for you, Miranda, but I hope that it was good for you. It wasn't for me!
Coolguy.
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