Pavlov's neon

[Swami]

Any time I drive by a neon "OPEN" sign at night when most stores would be closed, I get wood. Is that weird?

 

[shack]

I inadvertently conditioned myself.

Before I lived alone, I had to hide when smoking a joint so when I needed to have a bowel movement, I'd roll and smoke in the bathroom while doing my business. The two events became so connected to me so that now, even though I live alone, when I'm rolling one all of a sudden I have to hurry up and get to the bathroom.

 

[Art Mann]

Any time I drive by a neon "OPEN" sign at night when most stores would be closed, I get wood. Is that weird?

Maybe you're just an "all you can eat" kinda guy