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massman

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LMFAO! This guy comes on this British talk show to reveal his dick is 0.38 inches long and my first reaction is "Why the fuck would you embarrass yourself like that on TV?" But it wouldn't surprise me if a lot of women became interested in him just out of curiosity to see one that ridiculously tiny.
I don’t know man, if I was invited to talk about dick with Kat Deeley for ten minutes, I probably wouldn’t care what the size was! 🤣
 

lomotil

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I'm in the same boat as most here. I'm definitely above average and I'm content with what I got but I genuinely think the general consensus is every guy would love to add an inch if that was a viable possibility. I guess it's much the same as every guy would like to add another million to their bank account. Personally I don't think being hung like a donkey would be all that practical. Very few women can take 9 inches without having their cervix rammed repeatedly leading to internal bruising and unfortunately the women that can comfortably handle that all tend to be of the 'bigger' variety which is why you see the phenomenon of Jamaican women with really big women and you initially ask yourself why this guy is with her before you realize ohhhhh I get it. :ROFLMAO:
Intuitively, one could say that racially or ethnically penis size should correlate with vaginal size or distance to the cervix but this has been found not to be the case. In civilian ladies, I have found that some smaller framed women can take more than some larger women and I have experienced some women that love a good repeated tapping of their cervix. There has been so much variety available in the GTA for self study in my mongering trials and tribulations.
At one time , ~ 23.5.cm on a good day,
 
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Any angle that doesn't smash into my cervix... which of course will change depending on where I am in my cycle, and which way your dick bends, how hard it is etc.
I usually try to get it to go in front, or in my ass, since there's no cervix in there :sneaky:
Without the risk of seeming crude, civilian cervix and working girl cervix maybe expected to have different opinions influenced by factors such as economics and time constraints..
 
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Without the risk of seeming crude, civilian cervix and working girl cervix maybe expected to have different opinions influenced by factors such as economics and time constraints..
I don't have testicles, so I can only compare with what y'all look like when you get kicked in the balls. Regardless of one's job description, when you get dicked in the cervix, it's a swift-inhale, panic-inducing kind of pain. There's not much room for opinion.
 

OntGuy2010

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Mine's 36" and most ladies don't have a problem with regular sex.
Ps. Yes, it's 36". However, I measure my dick starting between my shoulder blades then bring it down and then around and under the bum up to the bottom and then end of my dick. .
This was wonderful, and VERY impressive ! 🏆 😂
 

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I don't have testicles, so I can only compare with what y'all look like when you get kicked in the balls. Regardless of one's job description, when you get dicked in the cervix, it's a swift-inhale, panic-inducing kind of pain. There's not much room for opinion.
Your comparison is nonsensical and incompatible with both procreation and the world’s oldest profession.
If your cervix is really that sensitive then you might want to consult you gynaecologist as “angles” might compromise the act for the customer.
 

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I don’t believe the problem with the world is greed as so many people will try to tell you/accuse you. It’s actually envy. Nobody wants to hear that though because it means we are all part of the problem. If you’re genuinely worried about how you stack up, you can’t just single out your phallus because really the differences are not that much. There are so many other areas where you fall so short compared to the next guy it would merit you withdraw from the world entirely. Good news is it works the other way too. The hog you dream of having ( in whichever capacity pumps your nads) is attached to a person who is so lacking I so many other areas where you are not that you should feel sorry for this mute with a 3 pound hose. So just bless him and wish him well on his journey through life and the waters of serenity will wash over you and you will smile. If that doesn’t work, get blindingly drunk and punch someone in the face
 
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lomotil

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Getting mansplained about her own cervix must be a new level of "WTF?!"
Seriously... people on this board will argue about ANYTHING!
Tell her to get a second opinion from her obgyn, lol, “ man up”
 
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