Pickering angel rises above 20 years lobbying bliss - Miss Crystal

cptnvids

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How many of us have read or heard about the Mona Liza but never visited the Louvre in Paris. Maybe a lofty example but in a MP world the judgement call against hard cash - we don't get to barter with monopoly money when not please with the results. So we lean on single dimensions - will she have a nice face, or body, or if not will she deliver the goods fully or on time? Bonus if you get a combo of any above?

So the write-ups herein speak well of this lady who for all I know could resemble Lucy Liu. I confess a weakness for Asian exotica - their willingness to serve and make you feel Royal. Yes help me undress for my massage - dry me off with that fluffy warm towel. It's all a package if it comes together.

It did yesterday.

I arrived early hoping for long shower - the receptionist seemed herself chilled wanting to send up Chrystal stat, now. I said I had asked for prep time and she said fine...5 minutes. Hold on sister - I can tell the time.

So a visit to the can followed by a warm shower? Where's the hot? Room was fine - I always forget that carpet rise upstairs and trip over it (LOL).

I did gain time and a knock followed by a nice - no stunner - looking asian lass with shoulder length hair - so black it's blue in the right light. She wore lingerie and hells welcoming me as though I was her mail-order husband with breathy kiss and hug behind the ear. This is no teen and thank goodness because she has matters, plural, well in hand. We spent a great deal of time as one might being a soldier or prisoner returning after a long time apart. We explored everywhere and took turns being in charge. She felt good, smelled good, looked good - soft and firm, wanting and giving.

What surprised me most - and I shake my head even now, is how the VIP reverse could be so reversed. - if you fathom my meaning.

I take meds which sadly can make me come and go but she refused the occasionally experienced - that's it - punch out the clock. She would not take no for an answer and sporting two very large, dark, pencil-eraser nipples, gave me a Blood Pressure headache as so much rushed to finish the visit.

She urges you to look, calls on you to enjoy or perform and in a myst made by her alone hides the fact that you have done nothing wrong and yet visited places never before dared ask for, anywhere.

She relaxes afterward and you see her more as she is but in that dramatic presentation you have a time in which time stops. She moves like a snake. Imagine my 2nd visit - every Wednesday or Friday on schedule.
 

bolt.upright

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So close and yet so far.
I have been telling everyone who asks about Crystal for a while now. She's been my absolute favourite at PA and LV since my first visit to her. She belongs on everyone's TDL, especially if they're in the area. And I'm bad--I haven't seen her since November--I'm going to have to remedy that soon!
 

Mr. Piggy

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I went to see her at La Villa about 2 months ago and did enjoy myself. Don't usually do the massage thing but I did need a massage.
 

Jack_attack

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Saw Crystal today at LV after all the good recommendations but I fear I may be the victim of that bastard overhype. Nobody at fault on this one, I just made the mistake of entering the session with a set expectation based on some assumptions that I may or may not have made up in my head and then the actual session didn't quite meet that expectation or duplicate the assumptions.

I will say that Crystal provided a unique, enthusiastic experience. There were certain aspects of the session that DID meet expectations. The massage was full of great teasing and when she combo'ed gentle tickling, hair dragging, and hot breath all across my back at once, I was in heaven. Very cool feeling. She touched and played with my member in truly unique ways and positions, almost none of which I had experienced before, so for that - she gets kudos.

Where she lost me was what I'd call her acting performance. I felt it painfully obvious that she was telling me the same dirty things she had told a thousand guys before me. Every move she made, every line she recited was exaggerated and, I hate to say it, disingenuous. For instance, I was having some trouble getting things to full mast, but every time she got her hands on my 1/4 chub, it was a lot of "You're a biiiig boy, I love your big cock" etc. Like she didn't have an established line for softy situations so she just went with her standard. It really removed me from the overall experience.

Anyway, this is just my personal deal. Don't interpret this as me attacking anyone's review I just feel it's important that anyone who has similar tastes as me knows that this might not necessarily be the experience they're looking for.
 

Celticman

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Saw Crystal today at LV after all the good recommendations but I fear I may be the victim of that bastard overhype. Nobody at fault on this one, I just made the mistake of entering the session with a set expectation based on some assumptions that I may or may not have made up in my head and then the actual session didn't quite meet that expectation or duplicate the assumptions.

I will say that Crystal provided a unique, enthusiastic experience. There were certain aspects of the session that DID meet expectations. The massage was full of great teasing and when she combo'ed gentle tickling, hair dragging, and hot breath all across my back at once, I was in heaven. Very cool feeling. She touched and played with my member in truly unique ways and positions, almost none of which I had experienced before, so for that - she gets kudos.

Where she lost me was what I'd call her acting performance. I felt it painfully obvious that she was telling me the same dirty things she had told a thousand guys before me. Every move she made, every line she recited was exaggerated and, I hate to say it, disingenuous. For instance, I was having some trouble getting things to full mast, but every time she got her hands on my 1/4 chub, it was a lot of "You're a biiiig boy, I love your big cock" etc. Like she didn't have an established line for softy situations so she just went with her standard. It really removed me from the overall experience.

Anyway, this is just my personal deal. Don't interpret this as me attacking anyone's review I just feel it's important that anyone who has similar tastes as me knows that this might not necessarily be the experience they're looking for.
This is exactly my experience with Crystal. Her oohing and aaahing might just as well be a recording. She is not able to relate in a natural way and if she is in NO way the advertised B cup. A- and then some. It is certainly not a bad session in the sense that we often see, and I have seen her twice. My second time was this week, but I will not repeat.
 

interferon

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as I've said elsewhere it's the fake dirty talk that puts me off. I got a sense of the "real" her after the session as I was getting ready to leave and I'd prefer that during the session itself.
 

Bearlythere

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I hate the fake too...and yet I think I would enjoy the session with her to an extent since it is clear she has the "touch"....but who needs the fake?
 
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