I’ve received two DMs from ‘new accounts’ asking me some follow-up questions. Not sure if I’m being trolled, but it’s worth a shot to answer so let’s see what will happen. (there was a third DM from someone named Brad, …, but not sure he had the best of intentions).
Q: Now that you are celebrating your 40-something birthday, do you have any health advice for people?
A: Pineapple juice. Drink loads and loads of pineapple juice everyday. Personally, I will be drinking gallons of the stuff the days before, and the morning of the visit to the club.
Q: Expectations?
A: Discussions of anything inappropriate are banned here. Me and my pineapple-juice-filled body will expect nothing more than just normal, private, lap dances.
Q: What is your favorite 90’s G-Funk rap song
A: I Got 5 on It, by Luniz. That beat will never die. That bass can always be trusted to payout when the track finishes.
Q: When will you be going:
A: Looking at March 24, daytime. It’s a Tuesday. II can be convinced to switch to Monday or Wednesday if people really think Tuesday will be terrible.
Q: Is this a quick lunchtime in-and-out? Does she have to find you right away?
A: No need to rush anything, I’ll be staying for a few hours regardless of what happens.
Q: What is your type:
A: To be honest I’ve never seen a girl at Pigales that wasn’t incredible, so what are we really talking about. But since people asked: Standard Pigale fair. Curvy, thin playboy bunny … completely smooth , um, skin … Real redheads get bonus points, although blonds come a close second.
Q: Any Outfit Requests:
A: Well … French maid, cheerleader, or schoolgirl aren’t really practical on the floor, so no need to shoot for the moon. Just hoping she wears a skirt, above the knee but not too short. Something where my hands can explore. No panties on the floor are a fantasy, but I’ve never heard of that happening IRL at a SC.
Q: Should she tell you she knows what is going on?
No, let me imagine it is just happening organically.
Q: What will I be wearing?
A: I’ll update this post just before I arrive.
Q: Will you be alone?
A: Probably.
Q: Can you send me a video of you masturbating and I’ll pass it around to the dancers?
A: Again Brad, no.
